What's the coolest thing you've ever done?

He kissed his boyfriend good morning, what else?

 

envy is a sin.

 

On one hand, lesbian sex is the most beautiful thing to witness in all of creation, but on the other it's one of the most terrifying. Each day, more and more women are realizing just how much more appealing they are than men... we are doomed.

 

Mean lesbians are terrifying.

 

Wow you must have been having a Good Year...

 

I don't understand what chicks see in other chicks.

Nor do I understand why it's so attractive to guys... wouldn't you feel a bit left out?

 

Bachelor party in Amsterdam......nuff said.

DD

 

Sell my Cell for my car...

 

There is always the hope that we'll be invited to join in.

 

Cool: A couple of years ago, some crazy dude attacked a young woman in downtown Austin one fine Monday morning, so I popped one in the face. He went down, the cops came, and he was subsequently arrested.

Uncool: As a result of my actions, I had a broken right hand - which is incidentally my writing hand - in a cast for way too long a period of time.

Very, Very, Cool: Once word got out of my actions, I was damn cool with the ladies at work.

good times, good times...

 

Surprised my wife with a new red Mercedes on her birthday. At least she says it's the coolest.

 

You should never have to ask for sex again.

 

We are assuming 'Mercedes' is a car and not a sunburned groupie you met at a Club Med gig in Jamaica.

 

I should become a comedian.

But....RED??

 

what's wrong with red?

 

-Getting married to the right woman the second time around after marrying the wrong woman at the wrong time the first time around. At least I broke my vow after I got divorced that said, "never again!"

-raising my children.

-deciding to pursue what I loved to do and find a way to make money at it rather than spending another ten years wasting my life doing something I wasn't meant to do as a career.

-fastroping out of helos and jumping out of airplanes and more helos in the Corps.

-turning my Porsche from a non-running heap with some ugly body damage and a motor desperately needing some TLC to a 500-hp Georgia Autobahn-cruising rice rocket/Viper/Vette/Ferrari destroyer with the help of some friends, thousands of dollars of my money, lots of busted knuckles, searching throughout the SE U.S. for parts and manuals, the patience of Job from my wife on this project (she does get to drive it occasionally, but she doesn't like it because it is "scary fast.") and hours spent in the garage and the auto hobby shop in the Corps trying to make sense of the uber-confusing tech manuals while trying to get the car running. Besides my successful marriage, family and career, the Red Uberdemon is my finest labor.

 

As a smoker, this was the coolest:

I was told because I smoked that there was NO WAY I could ever be a triathlete or run marathons. In 3 months I did my first triathlon, in 6 months, and on a cold, wet day in Memphis, I completed my first marathon...YES, 26.2 miles of running.

Okay, I never won an award or took home a trophy, but I crossed every finish line I was aiming at.

That was cool. WAY COOL.

btw, still smoke.

Prior to that: Diving to 100 ft on Okinawa.

RR

 

But did you smoke during the triathlon and the marathon - that would really have shown those foolish doctors.

 

I slept with two women at the same time in college. Seriously.






OK, they were both lesbians and all we did was sleep, but it was still pretty cool.

 

I cheated on my ex-girlfriend with her little sister. She found out years later and was not very happy, to say the least. To make matters even worse, I was the first guy the little sister had ever "done anything" with. She was only two years younger than me, so don't go thinking it was illegal or anything