I just remembered I have to go have sex tonight (for medical reasons, i swear!) Hopefully I can wake up the wife...wish me luck!
I thought that you remembered that you have to take a giant **** and that you are constipated and wanted us to wish you luck. But, NOOOOOOOO, it is not that.
I would never need to be reminded to have sex. And I really hope I never refer to having sex as a "have to".
You need to stop posting and go. By the way, don't forget to tell us this "medical reason" because maybe I can use it on my girlfriend sometime.
Please don't. There are some things that are too personal to be discussing with strangers (for the most part) on a Rockets message board.
so the pope gets a disease and the doctors tell him that in order for him to get cured he must have sex. The bishops hold a discussion and the pope agrees to do it but has four demands. "The first" he says, as the bishops start taking notes, "is that the girl be blind, so that she doesn't know who she is having sex with." "The second is that she be deaf, so that she can't hear who she is having sex with." "The third is that she be dumb so that she will never figure out who she had sex with." the bishops write these all down and ask what his fourth demand is. "Big hooters"
I had a friend one time who had been trying to have a baby with his wife to no avail. So, I call up his house one day and ask to speak with him. His wife had answered the phone, and she seemed kind of dodgy. She paused quite a bit before saying he wasn't home, as if she had to think about it. The next time I see my friend, he takes it upon himself to explain the situation. But instead o saying something like, "I was on my way out the door for an appointment when you called, so I couldn't come to the phone. So while I was technically home, I didn't have time to talk." He could've said that, and I would've been fine. Instead, he tells me that he was on his way out the door with a semen sample he was taking to the lab. Didn't so much need that information volunteered.
