Ted Cruz = Jontro?

Well, Grayson does hold the ball a bit too much.

Somebody should get comments from the actors in the video.

 

Is it just me, or did no one else know that Twitter had p*rn feeds.

I'm embarrassed Ted Cruz discovered it before me. That's what I get for following only Feigen and Morey, I guess. You'd think Maury would have at least liked some OB/GYN pr0n by now ... but I suppose he "knows how Twitter works"

 

How do we know he's not one of the underground lizard overlords wearing a human skin suit?

That. Is. Awesome.

 

Is that the one where the stepdaughter sees her mom and wants in on the action, or the mom sees the stepdaughter and wants in?

Important deets, hmu asap.

 

You can always rely on Twitter...

 

This is 4D chess by Ted Cruz to make him seem more relateable.

 

Sure, a "member" of your "staff" was to blame, sexy Ted. You are winking so hard you will sprain your eye.

 

Low hanging fruit, man.

 

It is the most human-like thing he's done in recent memory.

 

Couldn't stop laughing ;-)

 

The most honest thing Ted Cruz has done in a while.