Anyone have relatively recent experience with a riverboat gambling in our great neighbor state? Googling suggests that there are only maybe a couple of boats that depart the mainland but I can't find much more info on the situation. My imagined trip involved my friend and I getting hammered, caught cheating at cards, and publicly thrown off the boat while I hold my hat in a light-hearted and whimsical way. If the boat is still docked it takes enough charm off the top to make me hesitant.
You had me until the cheating at cards part. I hate card cheats. True story... As a kid we played poker every Christmas. I always lost 10-20 dollars to my uncle or dad. At about 15 I caught my uncle dealing from the bottom of the deck. Come to find out he was dirty dealing (bottom, 2nd, 3rd card etc) all along. My dad was pissed and we never played Christmas poker again. And that's why I hate card cheats.
I like what your pushing here but in my mind it was a little more derby and felt but i'm willing to go straw. ps during my google image search I found this: What exactly is she intrigued by?! Is it the heavy hot breathing 2 inches from her face or general rape-vibe presented by the group? The two guys in the back look like the type that would drunkenly crash their Cadillac into a light pole and then eat the first arriving police officer before backup could arrive.
You're gonna need some seersucker as well. I mean, if you are GONNA GO riverboat gambling.... Facial hair is necessary, but left to your discretion.
