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Carmelo Haiku Thread

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by don grahamleone, Jul 9, 2017.

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  1. Fyreball

    Fyreball Contributing Member

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    This needs to happen
    I'm getting impatient, yo
    **** my **** up, fam

    Melo needs to roll
    Superteam in the Toy Box
    Golden Boys watch out
     
    #81 Fyreball, Jul 9, 2017
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    Honey, I left nuts
    in this stripper's cheerios
    Kevin G. was right
     
    #82 scolandry1, Jul 9, 2017
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    My bad somehow this ended up in the wrong threadIit was meant for random trade ideas.
     
    #83 knucklehead3321, Jul 9, 2017
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  4. TracywtFacy

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    Sir, If You Must Know

    Marcus Smart is Not So Smart

    Knucklehead, lndeed
     
    #84 TracywtFacy, Jul 9, 2017
  5. FTW Rockets FTW

    FTW Rockets FTW Contributing Member

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    Awaiting Melo to Houston impatiently
    Hitting F5 rpeatedly
    Developing Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

    Thanks Melo.
     
    #85 FTW Rockets FTW, Jul 9, 2017
  6. TracywtFacy

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    Wrong, You're Doing It

    Haiku Is Five Seven Five

    Be Patient, Yule C.
     
    #86 TracywtFacy, Jul 9, 2017
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    heypartner Contributing Member

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    Who will create this:
    I have grown to HATE Melo
    Will it be a ZOF?
     
    #87 heypartner, Jul 9, 2017
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  8. Fyreball

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    Blue balls are building
    And building and building and
    Building and building
     
    #88 Fyreball, Jul 9, 2017
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    Count your syllables
    Your first line has one too few
    Melo needs better
     
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    We Butcher Haiku

    Should Have Meaning, Depth And Flow

    Tabuse Is Sad
     
    #90 TracywtFacy, Jul 9, 2017
  11. Os Trigonum

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    holy crap you're right
    went back and redid the 'ku
    now back to Melo
     
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    for the life of me
    I don't see the relevance
    of stool to Melo
     
    #92 Os Trigonum, Jul 9, 2017
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    Krillin look-a-like
    Phillipino potato?
    Either way, blue balls
     
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    wtf was that
    non-haiku interruption
    not about Melo
     
    #94 Os Trigonum, Jul 9, 2017
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    someone help me out
    Sieve of Eratosthenes
    what does Codman mean?
     
    #95 Os Trigonum, Jul 9, 2017
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    Well the Knicks are s***
    Carmelo is on the Knicks
    And I have the s***s
     
    #96 Haymitch, Jul 9, 2017
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    Dankstronaut Way, way out here.
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    Big apple splatters,
    Come to a team that matters,
    Melo gets fatter
     
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  18. Os Trigonum

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    so whose job is it
    to be the haiku police?
    this was in wrong thread
     
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    Trade is imminent?
    But it still has not happened
    Clutchfans lost patience
     
    #99 vcchlw, Jul 9, 2017
  20. Os Trigonum

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    [​IMG]

    no one's lost patience
    Clutch fans seem to keep busy
    waiting for Melo
     
    #100 Os Trigonum, Jul 9, 2017
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