"and that's when the doctor told me my eyes would always be this far apart" "and then madonna said i had to kiss her, but i didnt expect her tongue and it was just so........so......... old and gross...... i still have nightmares" "and when I had my second set of implants taken out it hurt!!!!"
"You mean you spent every penny I had, I'm bankrupt, and now I have to do p*rn movies for a living??? MOMMY HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!!! WAAAAAAHHHH!!!"
" ... cough, whimper, sniff... and then justin said my boobs look like john amaechi's. i mean who the f*** is john amaechi? sigh."
Sorry, don't know how to post pics but: http://bbs.clutchcity.net/php3/showthread.php?s=&threadid=68342 "I don't want to look like that!"
"and then that snake that I carried slid down my back and into my crack.....and thats how I really lost my virginity"
She is actually tacking a crap and she is saying: "After being constapated for 2 weeks, this is going to hurt, ooooooooohhhhh"