1. Mickey Mouse vs 16. <b>Pepe Le Pew</b> Ze smell!! 2. <b>Bugs Bunny</b> vs 15. CatDog Catwhat? 3. <b>Scooby Doo</b> vs 14. Wile E. Coyote I think Wile W. Coyote always loses by default. 4. Daffy Duck vs 13. <b>Yogi Bear</b> He's a bear, dude. A gay bear.. but still a bear. 5. <b>Sponge Bob</b> vs 12. Ziggy Bob has the baddest ass'd posse around. 6. <b>Fred Flintsone</b> vs 11. Cat in the Hat Even though the family cat always got the best of Fred during the credits, Fred represents the stone age well. He represents them in a bell. He represents them very swell. Ok rhyming sucks. 7. <b>Snoopy</b> vs 10. Deputy Dawg Snoop is the fan favorite. 8. <b>Homer Simpson</b> vs 9. Hank Hill Hank is subject to the actual limitations of reality in his show. Homer, however, can do as he pleases. Hank still "kicks his ass" though.
1. Pepe Le Pew 2. Bugs Bunny 3. Wile E. Coyote 4. Daffy Duck 5. Sponge Bob 6. Cat in the Hat 7. Snoopy 8. Homer Simpson The votes are in
1. Mickey Mouse vs 16. Pepe Le Pew Pepe is french. nuff said. 2. Bugs Bunny vs 15. CatDog Bugs has like a 100% lifetime winning percentage. dude is smart. he's beaten anybody and everybody along the way. he can jump in a rabbit hole and yet immediately be behind elmer to tap him on the shoulder and shoot him in the face, most likely having already changed into drag. he can be cruel - "ain't i a stinker" ring any bells. like DT said, bugs will beat up a bull just for the hell of it. he'll cheat, he'll do whatever it takes. in fact, i'll just go ahead and declare him the winner of this whole damn thing. catdog, i don't even know who the hell that is ? 3. Scooby Doo vs 14. Wile E. Coyote 2 things we know about wile e. 1. he can take a punch. and an anvil. and a fall off a cliff. and multiple tons of tnt. some more falls off a cliff. and being run over. 2. he's persistent. screw the never losing thing. he'll barely have to cease roadrunner chasing activities to beat scooby's scared little pansy ass. 4. Daffy Duck vs 13. Yogi Bear cruelest SOB in this tournament, and will cheat even more than bugs. not quite as smart as bugs, but smarter than everyone else here. like a 98% lifetime winning percentage. yogi may be smarter than your average bear, but he ain't got nothing on daffy. 5. Sponge Bob vs 12. Ziggy not quite sure who ziggy is (i probably should know or something) and spongebob is annoying, but since he can sometimes be funny, i'll give him the edge. how can you even beat up a sponge? 6. Fred Flintsone vs 11. Cat in the Hat can't the cat do magic stuff? if so, i'd have to take him. if not, i'll still take him b/c i'm not changing my bracket. 7. Snoopy vs 10. Deputy Dawg snoopy annoys the hell out of me, thus he does not get to win in my bracket. 8. Homer Simpson vs 9. Hank Hill come on now. home's the greatest cartoon character of all time (bugs being the greatest "short cartoon" character of all time). he ain't losing to hank. damn near as tough as wile e. and just dumb enough to have everything always turn out his way. homer could do it one handed and eating a donut with the other.
1. Mickey Mouse vs 16. Pepe Le Pew Pepe beats up Mickey the sissy, and then makes sweet, sweet love to Minnie. 2. Bugs Bunny vs 15. CatDog Bugs' frequent cross-dressing gender confusion against species confusion? Interesting. Bugs would win, however, since he is cunning. Dog is an idiot, and Cat does nothing but whine. 3. Scooby Doo vs 14. Wile E. Coyote Scooby Doo is a coward. One of the reasons Wile fails all the time is because Roadrunner is so fast, leading to the use of rockets, springs, magnets, etc. that always backfire. Scooby's lack of speed allows Wile to take his time and kill him. 4. Daffy Duck vs 13. Yogi Bear Daffy Duck can survive gunshot wounds, explosions, and dropping anvils. Yogi likes sandwiches and spends all of his time running around naked with his "friend" Boo Boo. Is this really a contest? 5. Sponge Bob vs 12. Ziggy Not a violent bone in either of their bodies. This being said, there's not any kind of bone in Sponge Bob's body, which would tend to make him impervius to injury. Ziggy, on the other hand, has a lot of pent-up anger due to his lack of success with women. I give the match to Sponge Bob since his luck causes everything to go his way. 6. Fred Flintsone vs 11. Cat in the Hat The Cat in the Hat is just an *sshole. Fred Flintstone is far too manly to lose to a Dr. Seuss creation. Fred Flintstone wins after choking the life out of our goofy-hatted feline. 7. Snoopy vs 10. Deputy Dawg Snoopy? Don't make me laugh. Deputy Dawg. 8. Homer Simpson vs 9. Hank Hill Homer Simpson chokes his own son. 'Nuff said.
