I really could have had a slightly better life had I never seen this nightmarish, molester-centric freak show (from the UK, of course). Folks, if you haven't clicked on it, keep it that way. And whatever you do, DON'T start looking for MORE Mr. Blobby videos. Even if you are tempted and watch a little of that, do NOT watch Mr. Blobby beg for a pat-down at 3:34 either. Absolutely horrifying.
Really seems like you're hoping we click on it, so you can say you're not the only victim of the Mr. Blobby nightmarish freakshow (from the UK, of course). I'll think about it.
"'Course, I can't say I seen London, and I never been to France, and I ain't never seen no queen in her damn undies as the fellah says. But I'll tell you what, after seeing Mr. Blobby and these here videos I'm about to unfold--well, I guess I seen somethin' ever' bit as stupefying' as you'd see in any a those other places, and in English too, so I can die with a smile on my face without feeling' like the good Lord gypped me."
