Villain Tournament - East and Midwest Region, 1st Round

1 - Darth Vader
16 - Jack the Ripper

Vader. Lightsabre > knife

8 - Pinhead
9 - Wolfman

Pinhead

5 - Michael Myers
12 - Tony Montana

Don't know enough to vote...

4 - Freddy Krueger
13 - Kingpin

Krueger, in a hillarious dream sequence.

6 - Dracula
11 - Gort ( from "The Day the Earth Stood Still")

Gort

3 - Regan MacNeil (from "The Exorcist")
14 - The Joker

Don't know enough to vote...

7 - Loki
10 - Darth Maul

I'll take an Asgardian any day of the week... Loki

2 - Jason Voorhies
15 - Hannibal Lechter

Crystal Lake or not, Hannibal gets slaughtered. Jason

Midwest
1 - Pennywise (from "Stephen King's 'It'")
16 - Nurse Ratched

Who? Abstain.

8 - Bizarro
9 - Dr. Octopus

Oooh, tough one. Ock could probably outsmart him and turn him into a lackey, but I doubt he'd have the means to destroy him. Bizarro on a technicality.

5 - Oddjob (from "Goldfinger")
12 - Chucky (from "Child's Play")

Chucky

4 - Khan
13 - Jesse James

Khan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6 - Frankenstein's Monster
11 - Charles Manson

Monster

3 - The Predator
14 - The Phantom of the Opera

My gosh, perhaps the most lop-sided battle on here. Predator

7 - Wicked Witch of the West
10 - Lex Luthor

They're in Oz? Heh. What a sorry way to go.... Witch.

2 - HAL (from "2001")
15 - Annie Wilkes (from "Misery")

Um, HAL sucks all the oxygen out of the ship I guess? Winner: HAL.

 

My picks:

East
1 - Darth Vader
8 - Pinhead
5 - Michael Myers
4 - Freddy Krueger
6 - Dracula
14 - The Joker
7 - Loki
15 - Hannibal Lechter

Midwest
1 - Pennywise (from "Stephen King's 'It'")
8 - Bizarro
5 - Oddjob (from "Goldfinger")
4 - Khan
11 - Charles Manson
3 - The Predator
10 - Lex Luthor
2 - HAL (from "2001")

 

East
1 - Darth Vader

8 - Pinhead


12 - Tony Montana- takes more than that to kill him....mahn

4 - Freddy Krueger

6 - Dracula

14 - The Joker, even i could kick her ass, all she has is the ability to scare....and the pea soup

7 - Loki

15 - Hannibal Lechter, because he says chianti

Midwest
1 - Pennywise (from "Stephen King's 'It'")

9 - Dr. Octopus

12-chucky, he cant die

4 - Khan

6 - Frankenstein's Monster

3 - The Predator

10 - Lex Luthor, she couldnt kill a hick from kansas, hows she gonna beat him?

2 - HAL (from "2001")

 

Hannibal over un-killable Jason qualifies.

DEFEND YOURSELVES.[/jorge]

 

Then this would just degenerate into a popularity contest. I can see Joker defeating Godzilla in the finals already...

 

East
1 - Darth Vader
8 - Pinhead
5 - Michael Myers
4 - Freddy Krueger
11 - Gort (How's Dracula going to hurt a robot? He got screwed on the seedings here)
3 - Regan MacNeil (from "The Exorcist")
10 - Darth Maul
2 - Jason Voorhies

Midwest
1 - Pennywise (from "Stephen King's 'It'")
9 - Dr. Octopus
5 - Oddjob (from "Goldfinger")
13 - Jesse James
6 - Frankenstein's Monster
3 - The Predator
10 - Lex Luthor
2 - HAL (from "2001")

 

Darth Vader over Jack the Ripper. If I were Vader, I'd use everything but my light saber to make Jack's death more painful.

Pinhead over the Wolfman. I've never really watched Hellraiser, but I'll bet Pinhead has enough powers of evil to dispatch the Wolfie.

Mike Meyers keeps coming back. Eventually, many sequels later, he'd get Tony while he's sleeping with his face buried in cociane.

Krueger over Kingpin.

Melt tanks you say? Of course Gort defeats Dracula

Joker over Regan MacNeil. She'd probably be tied to the bed again, some Smilex would kill her body and send the Devil back to Hell.

Loki over Darth Maul. He's a God, and he can call in The Mask for backup.

Lecter tries to eat Jason's brain, only to find a skull full of worms. While in shock, Jason guts him.

Pennywise over Nurse Ratched

Doc Ock would outsmart Bizarro.

Chucky would beat Oddjob. Oddjob would slice chucky in half with his hat, but chucky's soul would jump into the had and kill Oddjob.

Kahn would use a Bird of Prey on Jesse James.

The Monster over Manson by accidentally smothering him while giving him a hug.

The Predator over the Phantom.

Luthor would spit on the Wicked Witch, then ponder how she didn't die when there are water molecules all around the Witch at all times.

HAL.

 

East
1 - Darth Vader *** Darth Vader is not an English prostitute and thus is out of Jack's league
16 - Jack the Ripper

8 - Pinhead
9 - Wolfman *** I don't recall Pinhead having any silver (though my knowledge of Hellraiser is limited

5 - Michael Myers
12 - Tony Montana *** Say hello to my little friend

4 - Freddy Krueger *** Homefield helps here, Kingpin is destroyed somehow by his own vices
13 - Kingpin

6 - Dracula
11 - Gort ( from "The Day the Earth Stood Still") *** Who knows if Dracula could even suck Gort's blood

3 - Regan MacNeil (from "The Exorcist") *** The Joker is overrated, no way he beats the freakin' Devil
14 - The Joker

7 - Loki
10 - Darth Maul *** since DM has magic (the Force) and a light saber, he gets the nod

2 - Jason Voorhies *** an unkillable zombie versus a cannibal, no contest
15 - Hannibal Lechter

Midwest
1 - Pennywise (from "Stephen King's 'It'") ***
16 - Nurse Ratched

8 - Bizarro *** Hes freakin' Superman, ain't he?
9 - Dr. Octopus

5 - Oddjob (from "Goldfinger")
12 - Chucky (from "Child's Play") ***

4 - Khan ***
13 - Jesse James

6 - Frankenstein's Monster *** I'll take the golem over the serial killer
11 - Charles Manson

3 - The Predator *** This matchup doesn't deserve comment
14 - The Phantom of the Opera

7 - Wicked Witch of the West
10 - Lex Luthor *** Throws his sherry at her, a quick and decisive victory

2 - HAL (from "2001") ***
15 - Annie Wilkes (from "Misery")

 

East
1 - Darth Vader


9 - Wolfman
5 - Michael Myers

4 - Freddy Krueger

6 - Dracula


14 - The Joker
7 - Loki


15 - Hannibal Lechter

Midwest
1 - Pennywise (from "Stephen King's 'It'")

8 - Bizarro


12 - Chucky (from "Child's Play")
4 - Khan

6 - Frankenstein's Monster

3 - The Predator


10 - Lex Luthor
2 - HAL (from "2001")

 

East
1 - Darth Vader - The Force is too strong
9 - Wolfman - close call...nice triple overtime battle. The mid-major Wolfman comes up big, though.
5 - Michael Myers
4 - Freddy Krueger
6 - Dracula - being able to turn into a bat is a huge advantage
3 - Regan MacNeil (from "The Exorcist")
10 - Darth Maul - his double ended lightsabre skills are awesome
2 - Jason Voorhies

Midwest
1 - Pennywise (from "Stephen King's 'It'")
8 - Bizarro
5 - Oddjob (from "Goldfinger") - darkhorse to win it all...excellent skills with bladed tophat.
4 - Khan - the mullet shines in this cakewalk.
11 - Charles Manson - major upset...Frankenstein is so confused by Manson when asked to join Manson's cult...that's all Charlie needed.
3 - The Predator
10 - Lex Luthor - minor upset...Luthor is a genius...he could be the Cinderella of this bracket.
2 - HAL (from "2001") - HAL has no knees to bash in. Easy victory.

 

Upset explanation

The Joker wins because he runs away. Batman, who has followed Joker to this house, realizes there is a more pressing menace. Batman grabs his exorcising spray from his utility belt and "Kapaya!!". No more possession.

Jason is muscle. Lechter is devious. He'll just find someone to topple Jason.

 

Who the hell is Loki?

 

I was wondering the same thing.

 

Asgardian god of evil, he would destroy Darth Maul.

Nuff said.