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I did a line yesterday.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Another Brother, Nov 4, 2003.

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  1. Another Brother

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    I'd arrived at the Miami International Airport half an hour before my flight, the place was packed. I negotiated the E-ticket area pretty quickly but ran into a security line of over a hundred people. As I stood there creeping toward the gate I broke out of the line, walked up front and simply said to the agent that the gate person told me to ask you to let me through, because of a mistake of theirs.

    She unhooked the rope and pointed me to a gate! I'll never stand in that line again.
     
    #1 Another Brother, Nov 4, 2003
  2. Kam

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    maybe a terrorist should try that.
     
    #2 Kam, Nov 4, 2003
  3. Another Brother

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    Nah they seem to be getting through security just fine.
     
    #3 Another Brother, Nov 4, 2003
  4. SmeggySmeg

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    so you jumped a queue to get into the plane and then did your line right???
     
    #4 SmeggySmeg, Nov 4, 2003
  5. Austin70

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    I saw Doc Gooden post this thread with that title once.
     
    #5 Austin70, Nov 4, 2003
  6. Kam

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    Good, so I wasn't the only one thinking of a cocaine reference.
     
    #6 Kam, Nov 4, 2003
  7. Drewdog

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    Damn AB, you set me up for a thread on how cool coke is....... Im so bummed!!

    ;)
     
    #7 Drewdog, Nov 4, 2003
  8. TL

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    i am both too dark and not dark enough to be able to get away with that.
     
    #8 TL, Nov 4, 2003
  9. Watson4279

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    Can we just throw Darryl Strawberry in there for good measure?

    I swear I thought this thread was gonna be drug related. My mind is permanently in the gutter.
     
    #9 Watson4279, Nov 4, 2003
  10. Another Brother

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    Didn't you and Jenna start one similar?
     
    #10 Another Brother, Nov 4, 2003
  11. Refman

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    Neat trick. I'll have to remember this one. Any others? (taking notes) :)
     
    #11 Refman, Nov 5, 2003
  12. wizkid83

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    I thought the security was suppose to be upgraded :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
     
    #12 wizkid83, Nov 5, 2003
  13. SWTsig

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    and the coke comes into this where?
     
    #13 SWTsig, Nov 5, 2003
  14. Harrisment

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    Well now that you've got me thinking about it....Screw it, lets all do a line.
     
    #14 Harrisment, Nov 5, 2003
  15. Another Brother

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    1. Hold on to your belt walking through the security gate and it will not alarm.

    2. If security personnel ever pisses you off, look to the person behind you and say, "You know, 90% of airline security workers have never flown, that explains their ignorance."

    They don't like it very much...
     
    #15 Another Brother, Nov 5, 2003
  16. JuanValdez

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    Did you enjoy the ensuing body cavity search? :p
     
    #16 JuanValdez, Nov 5, 2003
  17. Another Brother

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    Didn't quite get that far, but they intensified my duffle bag side compartment search. Oh the humiliation!:cool:
     
    #17 Another Brother, Nov 5, 2003
  18. SmeggySmeg

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    so they found your strap on!!! :p
     
    #18 SmeggySmeg, Nov 5, 2003
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