If the Rockets are to sign a local celeb to a 1 day gimmick contract like the Mavs did with Romo, who would it be?
I'd hope to see "JJ Fatt" from eggball or Jose Fatuve from stickball. Or the bearded brother from another mother. Spoiler
No thanks. We already have triple chinned Maury and greasy Keith Jones. No need to add the unathletic, overweight JJ Fatt. You guys do know flights have weight capacity limits...
The correct answer is Houston native, recently retired wrestling legend Mark Calaway, the Undertaker.
"Dallas is the Hollywood of Texas. Dallas is not the biggest market, that's Houston. Dallas is about illusion....Austin is more of a cultural capital, Houston is a bigger more important market. Somehow Dallas gets the press." This should sum up why H-Town, TX would never do something like this.