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Whom would the Rockets Romo?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Carl Herrera, Apr 11, 2017.

  1. Carl Herrera

    Carl Herrera Member

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    If the Rockets are to sign a local celeb to a 1 day gimmick contract like the Mavs did with Romo, who would it be?
     
  2. FTW Rockets FTW

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  3. ScolaIsBallin

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    No one. Leave that **** for the Make-A-Wish kids.
     
  4. Madano

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    Rick Smith
     
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    Already has basketball height and experience.
     
  6. Reeko

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    nah, JJ Watt
     
  7. J.R.

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    I'd hope to see "JJ Fatt" from eggball or Jose Fatuve from stickball. Or the bearded brother from another mother.

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  10. FTW Rockets FTW

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    No thanks. We already have triple chinned Maury and greasy Keith Jones. No need to add the unathletic, overweight JJ Fatt. You guys do know flights have weight capacity limits...
     
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  11. Carl Herrera

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    The correct answer is Houston native, recently retired wrestling legend Mark Calaway, the Undertaker.
     
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    Maybe he would be a better basketball player. He certainly can't do worse.
     
  13. waytookrzy079

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    Just as long he doesn't play PG.
     
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    Daddy Long Legs H- Town Harden

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    it'd be kinda cool to see keuchel
     
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    I guess she's already taken by the Texans.

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    'er, I mean him.
     
  18. Red Hova

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    Warren Moon and no its not too late
     
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    "Dallas is the Hollywood of Texas. Dallas is not the biggest market, that's Houston. Dallas is about illusion....Austin is more of a cultural capital, Houston is a bigger more important market. Somehow Dallas gets the press."

    This should sum up why H-Town, TX would never do something like this.
     
  20. ThatBoyNick

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    I say put Joel Osteen in at the point fam.
     

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