Just for fun, make up some headlines that you know we'll see this year about the Rockets. Bombs Away! Rockets destroy Spurs Bostjan Massacre: Nachbar goes off vs. Celtics Yao, Francis back at All-Star game
Yao ejected for starting a bench clearing brawl with Shaq ......and Shaq hurts his toe. Nah, I wouldn't wish that.
Francis and Yao voted players of the month, for the third time. Rockets clinch sixth seed. JVG leads the Rockets to 50 wins. ROCKETS BEAT LAKERS IN GAME 7! ROCKETS NBA CHAMPIONS! The Ming Dynasty Begins.