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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by twhy77, Nov 4, 2003.

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  1. AntiSonic

    AntiSonic Member

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    I really, really doubt that.

    The few mentions of McDuck's worth have been so astronomically large it's not funny. He could buy out AOL Time Warner, Microsoft, Lex Corp, Wayne Industries, and GloboChem and still have enough left over to go to Cozumel for a fun-filled week of hookers and coke with Robert Downey Jr.

    Mansion and a yacht? Please.
     
  2. moestavern19

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    Duck Tales vs Rescue Rangers.

    Oh yeah.
     
  3. derrock

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    I also saw a story on how Elephants were killing lions because they were bored (by throwing trees onto them)! I can't see a grizzly bear take out an elephant because of the height and girth (plus a distinct reach advantage with the trunk).

    How about a great white vs. an alligator? Money is on the great white because of its quickness and jaws are just as powerful.

    Duck Tales kicks Rescue Rangers butt anyday!
     
  4. The Voice of Reason

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    Hippo is a good one. now in north America I say a Grizzlie is Kind. In africa It gets interesting.
    Australia its Salt water Crocks, but there may be something I dont know about. Europe has what exactly? Bulls in Spain I guess. Asia its could be the Elefant. South America it is Anaconda vs what?

    I think the finals would have to include several African Heavyweights.

    Elefant,
    Rhino,
    Grizzlie,
    Bull,
    Lion,
    Tiger,
    Polar bear(even concidering the above article for variety.
    simple human with a sword or maybe chainsaw.
    Crockodile.
    Gorilla
    Alligator even though they got nothin on the Croc
    Anaconda


    I am thinking the elefant would not make it all thaqt far if it hit the wring match up.
    the grizlie would be great in the title match vs a hippo, but might get beaten my a croc. man with chainsaw or sword would get mauled by everything but the snake the elefant and the gator.

    in the middle weight animal kindom battle there would be several breeds of dog, wolf, small cats like the lynx,and bobcat, tasmanian devil, plenty of snakes, and so many more excotic animals like komodo dragons.

    in the lightweight class we have the ****/rooster, domesticated cat, monkeys, eagles hawks, unless we do an air supremecy battle. lizards,
     
  5. Preston27

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    DA BEAR!

    Sorry, had to.
     
  6. bamaslammer

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    How about Ditka versus a Bengal Tiger in a cage match.......
    Ditka in the first round........
    Ditka!!!!!! Da Bears!!!!!!!

    [​IMG]
     
  7. mrpaige

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    Isn't the first rule of fight thread that you don't talk about fight thread?
     
  8. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    No love in this thread for the Komodo Dragon. One bite from its bacteria farm of a mouth would make sure any animal was going to have a really bad day. It might get killed before some of the bigger animals keel over, but it could play one heck of a spoiler role.
     
  9. Joshfast

    Joshfast "We're all gonna die" - Billy Sole
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    Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.
    - Jack Handey

    :D
     
  10. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    Hippo's do kill the most people in Africa (as far as wildlife goes), but not more than all the other animals put together.

    Still, I'm sure a l good bit of that has to do with the fact that people don't show them enough respect. Just like here in the states.....what animal kills the most people? Most people wouldn't guess it, but it's the whitetail deer. Although they've been known to attack people, that's not what makes them such a killer. They're a killer because their height sends them right over the hood of your car when you hit them......right through the windshield.
     
  11. meggoleggo

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    That's it!!! You're out! Leave and never come back. Don't speak of this to anyone or we'll make soap out of you! :D


    I love Fight Club.
     
  12. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Just got in, I'll have to work on the villain tournament tomorrow.
     
  13. AntiSonic

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    Really, how fair was it for Q to be in? Someone could just go ahead and pick The Beyonder, or God for that matter. :p ;)
     
  14. JamesC

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    How about Mario vs Sonic? Or the Hulk vs Superman?(didnt that happen in a comic already?)
     
  15. moestavern19

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    Dude, Mario would so kick Sonic's hedgehog ass.

    If Sonic tried to roll up into his stupid ball, Mario would put on the tanooki suit and turn into a stone, then he would fireball the b*stard to death.
     
  16. meggoleggo

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    Yep. if Q's in this tourney, he's my pick.... but what about Q vs. the Beyonder?
     
  17. JamesC

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    I figured the same thing. Mario has too many moves, Sonic just has speed, thats about it.
     
  18. moestavern19

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    hey James, how about Ja Rule and Jermaine Dupri vs Pikachu and an electric dryer.
     
  19. nyquil82

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    man, id put my money on sonic, keep in mind mario is just a short pudgy midget without his hippy drugs and drag costumes. Sonic has speed and spikes, game over.

    My fights?
    Wilma flinstone or Jane Jetson?
    Shaggy (scooby doo) or Eminem?
    Voltron or Devastator?
     
  20. Christopher

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    Astro Boy vs Mega Man X
     

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