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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Nov 2, 2003.

  1. Fatty FatBastard

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    To talk about random thoughts? Lord knows I have.

    Like the one time I was hanging around a bedroom full of counselors back at summer camp, and I just had this feeling like I should probably throw something into their bedroom. But I couldn't, because in summer camp the counselors are always bigger than you, and they would probably beat your ass.

    Or...

    The time that you walk into a convenience store and go "I could totally knock this guy on his ass and grab all of his $45 dollars in that cash register." But you have to stop because you've seen all of the police videos and you know that it's not worth it. (and besides... the police videos do not do justice to how I should look on TV.)

    Or...

    The time that you watch "The Matrix" and think that Trinity is hot, only to realize later that she is a 5, at best. (ie. you're going to walk away, no matter how often she shows her athletic prowess.)

    Or...

    The time that you're watching Scooby Doo and you suddenly realize that Velma has some really big cartoon breasts.

    Or...

    The time that you realize that Marvel McVey was a flaming homosexual.

    Or...

    The time that you're in the shollow end of the pool, and you know that you can totally pee in it. And then you realize that you probably should'nt because there are a bunch of kids next to you, and your best bet is to just get the hell out of the pool before they pee on you.

    Or...

    The time that you look up at the clouds trying to visualize some shape, but all you see is an F-ing cloud.

    Is it just me?
     
  2. Roc Paint

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    All I know is that wednesday sunset in Houston was breath taking. You don't see them like that very often here. Awesome!!
     
  3. Faos

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    Only to realize later she is a lesbian.
     
  4. OmegaSupreme

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    not to talk about... otherwise i'd be in a mental institution right now. just a couple...

    i ran track (4x400) and cross country at dulles. at the track meets while i was running i'd get around to the 2nd 100 and think in my head "why i was doing this?" i mean, i didn't like track or anything at the time although i was pretty good at it. i'd ponder that until the last straightaway and then focus on giving my all for the end.

    if there's an undiscovered talent that i have that could possibly make me famous.
     
  5. LeGrouper

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    Carrie Anne Moss is freaking a 10 brother! You have lost your mind.

    [​IMG]
     
  6. meggoleggo

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    here's a random but true story:
    someone was watching Aaliyah's "rock the boat" music video, and halfway through it, they exclaim with a completely straight face, "HEY! That song ain't about a boat!"
     
  7. BBnP4l

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    She really is a 5
     
  8. LeGrouper

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    Well, I couldn't post the nude pictures. Then you would say 10.
     
  9. tozai

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    LMAO.

    If that girl is a 10, then I've seen hundreds of 11,12,13, and 14's.
     
  10. AMS

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    lol
    , carrie ann is a 5 at best
     
  11. Mr. Mooch

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    I give her a 6 just for showing up for that picture shoot.
     
  12. MoBalls

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    Someone please give her some dark sunglasses....
     
  13. Rockets2K

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    I was actually thinking 6-7.
    I think with some decent makeup, she would be a 7.
    get the girl to put a couple of pounds on, and she might even make it to 8.

    a 10? I think not.
    a 5? not enough..
     
  14. PhiSlammaJamma

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    These are some of my random thoughts just now... and some of them made me laugh so I had to jot them down. They need a little work but they weren't too bad.

    What if we when we got the to the end of the number Pi and we found out the the number was equal to mc squared. Like in Einstein's formula. In Other words it was equal to "e". Would that be ****ing ironic or what. Pi"e".

    Poor Eve, she had to eat that damn apple. But it makes you wonder. If we stopped eating apples, would there be any evil? Seriously. Has anyone thought of this before? Maybe we should try it.

    If you shoot off a heat seeking missile in hell, what happens?

    If you had a daughter who was a Bulimic, would you pack her lunch in a brown bag just to make it easier after lunch?

    Do Pigs gets wings in heaven? And if they do, wouldn't that make for an interesting scenario up there.

    Lets say you have fresh air in your house, then you fart and stink it up, and then the fresh air comes back after a few minutes. Is that what we call refreshing?
     
  15. OmegaSupreme

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    that's classic. reminds me of the "tales from the hood" refried beans line.
     
  16. Rockets2K

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    if you wanted more people to agree with you, maybe you should have posted some of the pics of her with long hair...

    as one site I read put it..
    carrie anne with long hair = sexy carrie anne
    with short hair = not sexy

    ex:

    [​IMG]

    and who thinks she is in this pic?
    [​IMG]
     

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