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Is Morey a Warlock?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by CCorn, Mar 13, 2017.

  1. CCorn

    CCorn Member

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    Careers die fast once you turn down Dork Elvis.

    Merge if already posted.
     
  2. Pen15clubber

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    Every warlock I have met is also a virgin
     
  3. rocketsballin

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    if war llocks refuse to pass cheeseburgers my way and get triple chins instead then yes he's a warlock. or maybe covert sabotage specialist? parsons fkd dallas and is in the process of fking memphis by being injured first two years under a max contract. who knows what the 2 years after will be like.

    everyone went crazy over the davis/asik frontcourt which turned out to be crap. now asi's making 10m+ as a bench warmer

    brewer got traded to la thus tainting the great history lakers have. lin has underperformed on lotterly teams lakers and nets.

    everyone thought milsap was gonna be a fantasy beast and drafted him early as did i, but didnt see dwight fking his sht up, striking a huge blow to all milsap fantasy owners :(

    say what u want about his 3 chins but this dude is smart as hell. if only he can pass some of those cheeseburgers my way though. he wants to get back to 2 chins i'll help for free. hurray murray!
     
  4. daywalker02

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    I hope he is a Shaman. One of the good ones.

    And wasn't he Merlin the Wizard not long ago?
     
  5. FTW Rockets FTW

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    Bosh
    Bogut
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    Chandler Portions
    Even Fat Melo

    RIP
     
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    #Illuminati
     
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    If he walks into a room and milk instantly spoils and a flame burns pure blue then yes. Lmao if anyone get's this...major props. :D
     
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    Yes, I see your point
     
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    He is just ordering some from the galactic menu of players......

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  11. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Even Hinkie is dead now.
     
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    Lowry must be a witch.
     
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    Morey is good not great. Kind of like Harden's passing.

    DD
     
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    Short answer... Yes

    Maybe
     
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    Was thinking about that today. Thank goodness we got Harden with that lottery pick (that we got from the Lowry trade). That was one of those trades that both teams will look back on that changed the course of both franchises for the better for the next 5-10 years.
     
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  16. rocketsballin

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    savage harden burn-DD mock combo. 10/10 would say this sht at lan with the freshest clothes

    rb
     
  17. pocketrocket81

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    Hope not but maybe Aldridge too? Technically he turned us down for the Spurs
     
  18. Pen15clubber

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    warlocks maketh all the females damp
     
  19. CCorn

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    Lowry and Aldridge are hurt too.

    He's a wizard harry
     

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