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What is your Chinese Animal Sign?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Murdock, Nov 1, 2003.

  1. Murdock

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    WTF??? I'm a delicate rabbit??


    Sorry, but nothing, and I do mean nothing in that description of the delicate rabbit relates to me.

    Compare this description to my zodiac sign, Leo:

    Rabbit: The rabbit is one of the most delicate animals among all 12 animals. Rabbits are usually kind and sweet and, of course, popular. Nobody ignores them, for they are good company and know how to make the best of themselves.

    A rabbit's home is always a beautiful one. Rabbit people are famous for their artistic sense and good taste. They are also usually well-dressed. Go check out your rabbit friend's closet, I bet you will find much expensive and beautiful clothing there.

    But even though they are popular and loved by their friends and family, rabbit people are also pessimistic. They are conservative and insecure, and that explains why most of the them don't like changes.

    Calm as they are, it is not easy to provoke rabbit people. They don't like to argue and enjoy quiet, peaceful lives. They are also sentimental and compassionate. They cry easily too and can be moved by personal problems you share with them. Therefore, if you work as a salesman for a living, you will have much better luck with rabbit people - nine out of ten rabbit people will definitely buy your products!

    Call them cautious or call them timid, rabbit people will undertake nothing before they have weighed the pros and cons from every angle. That is probably why rabbit people do well at work. And yet, unless they abandon their conservative nature, and become more aggressive, rabbits will probably live a very normal and average life.

    Rabbits can be great partners in relationships. Romantic and sweet, faithful too, rabbit people never lack suitors. Male rabbits are sometimes picky, and perhaps not a family man. Female rabbits should probably spend less time admiring themselves in front of the mirror and spend more time with friends. The best matches for a rabbit are a pig, dragon, or a sheep. Good matches are a dog, monkey, or another rabbit. Ok matches are an ox or snake. Matches with a rooster, horse, tiger, or rat are not advised.


    Lion: There's an unmistakably regal air to Solar Leos. These are dignified--even noble--folk. Leos have a reputation for being conceited, but think again. Leos do feel important, but this generally takes the form of wanting to change the world in some way--to make the world a better place. They are generally motivated by affection for people, and often have big dreams and plans to make people happy.

    Generally, Leos are hard-working. After all, they are attracted to the good things in life, and they know they have to work to get them. It is sometimes difficult to imagine Leos as go-getters if you happen to catch them in one of their languid moods. These people can sleep in, laze around, and luxuriate for long periods of time. However, when they do get to work, they do it with intensity and determination. In this way, they are not unlike their symbol, the lion.

    The worst thing you can do to a Leo is accuse them of bad intentions. Displaying behavior that makes them think you don't appreciate them runs a close second. These happy, jovial people become mighty hurt when others don't see them for their noble intentions.

    Loyal, and sometimes rather traditional, Leos are, after all, a fixed sign. They'll hold on to situations and people for a very long time before they give up. There is an unmistakable idealism to Leo's view of the world and the people in it. Often, Leos have a very noble inner code that they answer to. Although on the surface, Leos appear rather confident, they can actually be some of the most humble souls around. They are the first to blame themselves when something goes wrong. Once again, it's the Leonine self-importance at work, and this characteristic works in unexpected ways. Instead of being the conceited, self-absorbed show-offs of reputation, they are usually very self-aware, self-conscious, and, yes, even humble.




    In other words, Leo eats rabbit....
     
  3. arno_ed

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    The Enthusiastic Rooster

    LMAO this is really funny it coudn't be more wrong if it tried:

    Roosters are conservatives at heart. With roosters, what you see is exactly what you get. There are no hidden depths to the rooster's character. A rooster is not a complicated or profound character but rather a very forthright and straightforward person.

    Nevertheless, roosters are sociable animals and love to receive attention. They make great hosts and adore entertaining. Enjoying being noticed and flattered, roosters sometimes dress a bit flashy to gain the attention of others.

    i'm not conservative.i'm not straight forward.I hate it when people try to get attention. i didn't believe in animal signs. but now i know they are not true :D
     
  4. arno_ed

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    damn edit. sorry about the double post. but the only thing that is correct is:

    main virtue in the rooster character is loyalty: they make devoted friends. When roosters love and admire someone, they will even try to catch the moon just to keep them happy.
     
  5. Isabel

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    Just like any other horoscope, it has nothing to do with real life... pretty amusing to see how different it is. I too got a "delicate rabbit". Let's see... popular... expensive and beautiful clothing... will buy anything they try to sell you... cautious/timid... normal and average life... lots of suitors and lots of time spent in front of the mirror... Anyway, I don't think so.

    My husband is a tiger, and that match is supposedly not advised. Though he bears absolutely no resemblance to the tiger profile - probably couldn't be more different. :) If these worked, you'd probably notice it when a big group of people who shared your birth year (e.g. your class in school) had the same personality for some reason.
     
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    The Faithful Dog
    The dog person is loyal, sincere, honest, and faithful. Dogs tend to be serious people who complain and worry, but they mellow with age. Dogs are honorable and speak out against injustice.

    When rubbed the wrong way, dog people can be defensive and picky, but generally are agreeable companions. However, when panicked, a dog can turn nasty and bark until tired. Dogs can keep a secret, respect traditions, and enjoy helping others. Although never the life of a party, dogs are intelligent, caring, and good listeners.

    In relationships, the dog person is the giver and the partner is the taker. The best partner for a dog is a horse, tiger, or pig. Relationships with a rabbit, rat, snake, or monkey will work ok. Relationships with an ox, dragon, sheep, rooster, or another dog are possible, but difficult.
     
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    I always knew you were a ****...
     
  8. Mr. Mooch

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    YEAR OF THE TIGER


    Ha!


    But I always knew that. And I also always knew my brother is the year of the rat. I have fun with that. :D
     
  9. Oski2005

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    It's uncanny how close this is.
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    The Faithful Dog
    The dog person is loyal, sincere, honest, and faithful. Dogs tend to be serious people who complain and worry, but they mellow with age. Dogs are honorable and speak out against injustice.

    When rubbed the wrong way, dog people can be defensive and picky, but generally are agreeable companions. However, when panicked, a dog can turn nasty and bark until tired. Dogs can keep a secret, respect traditions, and enjoy helping others. Although never the life of a party, dogs are intelligent, caring, and good listeners.

    In relationships, the dog person is the giver and the partner is the taker. The best partner for a dog is a horse, tiger, or pig. Relationships with a rabbit, rat, snake, or monkey will work ok. Relationships with an ox, dragon, sheep, rooster, or another dog are possible, but difficult.
     
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    <blockquote><b>The Merry Monkey</b>
    These are fun and loving people who are always cheerful and energetic. They are very clever. Give a monkey a boring book to read and he'll turn it into a musical. Better yet, he'll invite everyone to see it free! That's how talented, creative and generous monkeys usually are.

    If you go to a party, you'll find monkeys at the center of attention. Their charm and humor is the key to their popularity. They appear sociable and diplomatic but can be deceptive and hide their private opinions of others beneath their friendliness. But they don't hide their emotions. You can tell how a monkey is feeling from miles away - he wants everyone to know how happy or depressed he is.

    Monkey people are very good at problem solving. Wherever you are, whoever you may be, if you've got a problem pick up the phone and dial-a-monkey. Monkeys know how to listen closely and work out solutions. Curious creatures, monkeys have a great thirst for knowledge. Still they have few scruples, they can be unreasonable at times, and they have the ability to delude themselves and everyone around them into believing that they are doing the right thing. Some say monkeys are self-centered, some say they are opportunistic, some say they are guileful, but monkeys couldn't care less - because they are also indifferent.

    Most monkeys have one fetish - FOOD. They are not pigs, they don't stuff themselves with food, instead, they just have this habit of eating snacks whenever they like, and wherever they like. And one last truth about monkey people is, they adore bananas. Go and visit your monkey friend's kitchen, I bet you will find some bananas there.

    The monkey has a good chance of becoming famous or well-known. Whatever he does, his charm and luck will make him successful. As friends, monkeys are both loyal and devoted. As lovers, monkeys can be passionate yet flighty - they can fall easily in love but will get tired of the relationship and look for another. The best match for a monkey is a rat or another monkey. Good matches are a tiger, pig, ox, or rabbit. Ok matches are a rooster, dog, sheep, or snake. A horse match is not advised. </blockquote>
     
  11. meggoleggo

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    I'm a b!tch - I mean, a dog.
    Dallas is a dick - I mean, ****, I mean... rooster.

    It says our relationship is possible but difficult. Does that mean we're doomed? eh. I'm not into this stuff too much anyway.
     
  12. Murdock

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    Its more for general entertainment purposes than anything else...
     
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    FlyerFanatic YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO!?! YEEEHAAWW
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    Tiger Baby! wooh!
     
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    Monkey, now someone please spank me.
     
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    Pig/Boar


    1983.


    Already know it with out looking at it. The new year starts in february.
     
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    The Restless Rat
    Rat people are born under the sign of charm and aggressiveness. They are expressive and are talkative at times. They like to party and spend quite a lot of time chatting with their friends. Although the rat has the ability to be quiet, it is rare to see a rat sitting quietly.

    Rat people usually have more acquaintances than real friends. They revere and cherish those close to them. Once you become their true friends, they will treat you like family. Rats are self-contained and keep their problems to themselves - even though they can be talkative sometimes, they never confide in anyone.

    Somewhat mean, narrow-minded and suburban in outlook, rat people are nevertheless honest. They can always make a success out of their lives as long as they manage to master their perpetual discontent and their insistence on living in the present.

    A rat is quick-witted. Most rats get more accomplished in 24 hours than the rest of us do in as many days. They are confident and generally have good instincts. Stubborn as they are, they prefer to live by their own rules rather than by others. It is not easy to work with rat people as they are 100% perfectionists.

    Rats are very organized and talented which is why a rat makes a good businessman or politician. However, as soon as a rat earns money, he spends it. Perhaps that explains why a rat is so careful when he lends money to others. If you ever borrow money from a rat, don't be surprised by the high interest he charges.

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    Pretty much right, although I hate partying, I'm not too narrow-minded, and I'm not mean (or so I like to think).
     
  18. Roc Paint

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    I'm the same as Clutch. Whatever that is?

    Go Rams!!
     
  19. arno_ed

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    i could have expected that comment:D
     
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    you have been warned, you could have given away your age profile in this thread.

    :D :D
     

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