I love when Corey Brewer guards point guards. I'm serious.

can we get a more thorough break down on the fundamentals of how and why this strategy works so well? i'm still a little confused, forgive me.

 

Too many memes intertwined. Morey is disappointed by meme efficiency metrics.

 

all your memes are belong to us

 

.....just stomach-churning, man.


I swear, I want to hit him sometimes. I wish I could be on the floor with him so when he do a bonehead thing, I can rush up to him and smack him!

Did you know you can't get a foul/technical or anything for hitting your teammate? Pretty cool s***, there! The only penalty is that the Refs will stop the game and your team' staffs sort out the problem.

I wish Harrelle can put something on his a** when he screw up so much. Harrelle can do it! Nene too. I swear, Brewer need that s***!

 

Brewer just runs around like a chicken with his head cut off and lucks into steals every now and then. He's not a good defender by any stretch of the imagination. He runs and plays hard and that's why the coaches for the Rox over the past few years reward him with playing time but he plays out of control and most of the time is a negative. Brewer has been making the coaches and the organization look like fools the past couple of years with the fact that he's still on the team and getting significant playing time.

 

I love it when the opposing team is about to inbound the ball in the half court set when Brewer is on.
Brewer does his plastic man thing and is all over his man until the referee hands the ball over to the inbounder. At that exact moment Brewer stops moving completely, and his man gets a wide open look.

A thing of pure beauty for the purists.

 

Brewer and Ennis needs to get off our bench in a hurry and be traded. Think the day they leave, all rockets fans might throw a party

 

You ain't lying!

I hate his scawny a** legs, too. Crap look like toothpick-legs. I could clip him (sigh).