Butt AND Rectum? Damn, that Peyton Manning must be one serious assh-le to have pulled that off.... (*rim-shot*) (no more puns)
Metrosexual -- this word is popping up in the most unusual places lately. To be tea bagged by Peyton Manning the horror... *shudder*
And to think I had to cover that game as an impartial journalist despite graduating from the place. At least I didn't cover the stinker back in Athens, where UGA almost got beat by UAB as in University of Alabama-Birmingham. But seriously, how is that anatomically possible for Peyton to do all she said he did? He must be some kind of gymnast or really, really hairy.
I can't even imagine how many charges Manning would have gotten against him had he given her the 'Fruit Salad' as well.