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Things Rocket Fans Say: Checklist

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by jamisonrocket, Dec 15, 2016.

  1. jamisonrocket

    jamisonrocket Member

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    We all love the Rockets and Clutchfans but here's a list of things that I always get a kick out of. I said this in another thread and thought it would be fun to see what I missed. Let me know what they are.

    1. Say you hate that the Rockets are always in close games
    2. When we're blowing a team out say we're boring now
    3. When we're winning say its just the regular season
    4. When we're winning in the playoffs say its not the finals
    5. When we're winning the finals say it's a small sample size
    6. Complain the media pays no attention to us
    7. When the media does, say they need to stop cause they're going to jinx us
     
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  2. Os Trigonum

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    Re #6: media conspiracy
     
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  3. DreamShook

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    1. I think Harden is Drunk
    2. Corey Sewer
    3. Dekker is a bust, no lateral quickness
    4. I think Rockets can get to the second seed this year!
    5. Winning streak
    6. Fire Morey!
     
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    18. ****ing JJ FATT EGG BALL
     
  6. Haymitch

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    "Rockets never invest in their role players! They just lose them for nothing!!!"

    "Rockets need to dump this role player - he sucks! Trade him for a used syringe for all I care!"
     
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    In other words, we're generally negative af. :D
     
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  8. DreamShook

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    Kicking the can.
     
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    "WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SHOOTING A TWO??!?!?!"
     
  11. jamisonrocket

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    Cause we're always the bridesmaid, never the bride.
     
  12. Os Trigonum

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    "It's like clubbing baby seals!" in quotes
     
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    Van Gundy Era
    1. We need to become more athletic.
    2. Van Gundy destroys player's confidence.
    3. Van Gundy hates rookies.
    4. Mcgrady quit on his team.
    5. Ryan Bowen is the Dirk stopper.
     
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    "Every interception has a story" .....oh wait wrong team....
     
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    "We need Ricky rubio"
     
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    Every time we play a road game, tell Harden to avoid the strip clubs.
     
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    Ryan Bowen didn't get enough minutes
    Walt Williams always did look like a wizard
    Stromile Swift will take us to the next level
    Trevor Ariza is a franchise player
    Someone tell Kelvin Cato, he deserved his paycheck
     
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    1.) We need a posting war between DD and Jopataholic err BBholic, It would be like Tyson vs. Ali in their primes. Nobody giving an inch. Neither backing down. They would be going back and forth for years with neither ever admitting defeat. I am surprised it hasn't happened yet. You don't think they could be like Clark Kent and Superman do You?
    2.) What else would matter? This fight would be entertaining for decades!!
     
  20. donkeypunch

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    You do understand, this is Houston Sports we are talking about, right?

    It is ALL JUSTIFIED.
     
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