Moochie said the bench should have a catchy nickname. OK, in honor of Anthony 'Pig' Miller -- The Pine Swine.
Why doesn't Moochie spend his time trying to figure out what he can do to not suck so bad, instead of worrying about a name for the bench?
ha, ha, ha. Moochie set himself and the bench up for these responses. cap killas and productive are my favorites so far.