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After the big ass gordita and large Mountain Dew...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Haymitch, Oct 3, 2016.

  1. Haymitch

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    Guy in the stall next to me sat down and took a dump.

    Then, he stood up and peed.

    Why? Why would you do it like that?

    Do other people do it like that? Do y'all refuse to pee while sitting - even if you're pooping? I realize sitting to pee is typically a female thing and is used as an insult to males, but if you're already down there sitting for the poop... why not just pee too?
     
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    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Sometimes its a delayed reaction. Maybe he had too much pressure on his bladder and standing up released it?
     
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  3. Haymitch

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    Yeah could be a bladder problem I suppose. I just wanted to make sure that wasn't a common thing, looks like it isn't.
     
    #3 Haymitch, Oct 3, 2016
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    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    Real men do it all standing up. As my father always said: "if you're hung like a horse, crap like a centaur!" That was announced every time right before greco-roman wrestling training sessions that started for me at age 3.

    This standing etiquette was the hidden truth of the standing wipe thread.
     
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    Sometimes the stinging pain of mud butt is too much to sit down when u get the delayed piss.
     
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    Maybe he wanted to see if he could saw his turd in half w/ his stream. You know, peepee games....
     
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    Unnatural.
     
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    Dammit Haymitch you've done it, this is the greatest thread of 2016.
     
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    WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BATHROOM THREADS ON CLUTCHFANS.
     
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    I do both all the time. It's called multitasking. I usually clutch fan at the same time also.
     
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    After I ate a big ass Gordita and drank a large Mountain Dew I had to unleash hell in the bathroom. Some weirdo kept looking underneath the stall and then later I could see him looking through the tiny door crack. Couldn't even poo and pee in peace.
     
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    I pee squatting.
     
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    Im scared of my dong hitting the seat/lid or the water. It touched the water once and I have been standing ever since.

    I even cup my dick and balls with my shirt while ******** to be safe.
     
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    Just checking in to this here ;) : poop : thread.

    Impossibru. Well not really, but "improbabru." All the time? Nah. :p
     
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  18. Haymitch

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    Not sure if srs.

    Why would you wear your shirt while sitting on the toilet?
     
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    Have you considered a coffee or power bar with that free hand? Shaves ten minutes off your routine easy, fifteen if you don't use soap.
     
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