So, I get to work this morning, after a short weekend (worked Saturday) and a co-worker of mine says he saw my wife at the theaters on Saturday evening in Cypress. I live in the Rice area. I wasn't at no damn movie theater. I was at work. What should I do?
Ask your wife what she did over the weekend. See if it lines up. But first, ask your coworker if (s)he is absolutely sure it was your wife.
As long as it wasn't Friday. The Rice-area trifling wife I know of was doing trying to give some dude a BJ in a Cypress theater on Friday.
No mention of kids, not sure if she's a worse wife, or if you're a worse father. #makethehangoutbetter
I live in PA. My wife is totally faithful and I'm positive she'd never cheat. I'm just trying to do my part. #makethehangoutgreatagain
If she was cheating she wouldn't be at the theater. If she is at the theater maybe she would rather watch movies without you spoiling the damn thing for her every time. She is not entertained.