What's up with hard tacos?

I bet in your PhD programs they told you not to use wiki and to do your own original research on the subject. But for the rest of us mere mortals, including OP, we need to cheat by using all the resources at our disposal, including wiki-how.

http://www.wikihow.com/Eat-a-Taco

who knew that how a hard taco is CONSTRUCTED was so very crucial to the final desired outcome of maximum taco enjoyment?

 

Because what you're eating is crappy American style tacos

 

Puffy Taco's FTW

 

You have them with a side of refried beans, use said beans to "mop" up the taco droppings.

 

If your Taco is hard for more than 4 hours you should definitely seek medical attention.

 

Ehhhhh, I'll take a fresh made flour/corn soft taco any day.

For those who despise the cheap terrible hard taco shells, you can do it yourself. Not sure why you'd want to but anyway:

https://www.google.com/search?q=taco+frying+mold&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8#q=taco+frying+mold&tbm=shop

 

Well.... Theyre definitely no big ass gorditas or anything.......

Spoiler

Why was that the longest minute and a half thats ever gone by in my life?

 

that guy spared you the additional minute and a half where he took off his shirt to avoid hard taco spillage down his chest. you should be thankful

 

Go puffy or go home....

 

I'm a fan of hard burgers.

 

I saw something familiar to that three weeks ago. I blocked her phone number.