[Ringer]Where Will Brock Osweiler’s First Texans Pass Go?

Shea Serrano makes anybodys day better. Hilarious.

 

This is the best thing I've read today. :grin:

 

I read most of it yesterday. Loved the Brock euphemisms.

He missed little local flair with Shiner Brock.

 

"Perhaps Brock will throw the ball back in time or forward in time. “Marty McFly with the football; call that a Brock to the future,” Lil Wayne will rap."

:grin::grin::grin:

 

Ha! A "Brockwork Orange"

 

To the ****ing hall of fame baby

 

Short right to Fiedorowicz for 6yds and a first down. /thread

 

I think someone would've made a ****-ton of money if they had put a few bucks on CJ being the first recipient of a Brock pass. There were about 6 other targets that would've been more likely.

 

Damn, I was hoping it was going to be throwing it to the ground...ground beef, to be specific.

 

Could you even get odds on something like that? Where does it end for the oddsmakers? That's a crap-load of work they have to do for possible action.