Tim, I need a Rocket hat. I'm in Korea now.

just curious, how did Koreans take the final match last week in which Yao schooled the 18-year-old Ha kid?

 

yeah tim, i need some rockets stuff too, im in bhutan and want to take a picture, i need an autographed francis and yao jersey, new ones of course, both home and away versions. a few bobbleheads would be nice too. thanks!

 

He schooled him for four minutes...

 

Tim, I need copyright endorsements on the Mooch name.

And since nobody likes the one on the court, I'm the lesser of two evils, so fork over some of his salary.

Oh, and would you mind selling me Les' soul while you're at it? I'll make you a sweet offer.

 

Mr. Mooch, I think that Les's soul is off the market. Sold long ago.

 

Tim, my man, how's it goin'?

I am live in India, and I'm going to need a couple of hats and jerseys so I can take pictures in front of the Taj Mahal.

Thanks,

ps. can you please send it to my Sugar Land address, I'll pick it up there.

 

for those interested the jersey's are now available at the nba.com store

 

Tim,

I would really appreciate it if you would send me a Rox jersey and hat. I live in the DFW area and I think it would be great for the heathens here to see the new logo. Just think of the return you'll make on your investment when I convert all of those Mavs fans into Rox fans...

 

i want one of those red jerseys (the new ones), not the reebok replica that's being sold at rockets.com, but the authentic one that the rockets wear, can i buy it somewhere?

 

Tim,

I am in NY and I need a Yao jersey size 44 with autograph. A Francis Jersey and some wristbands would be cool too, but I don't want to sound pushy. I'll take pictures in front of the empire state building. Thanks!

P.S. Go Yao + supporting cast!

 

like 18 year Ha could take on Yao Ming if he played more minutes....please

Yao dunked on him the first time he got the ball and just blocked the crap out of Ha.

the game was b.s. too.
Koreans are big time floppers and fakers...they get hit a little bit and fall down like they got hit by a train or something..rofl. sometimes the chinese players didn't even touch them and they flop to the ground and try to pick up a foul. NBATV announcers said they were exaggerating...

i remember one play Yao came over and try to blocked a shot and the Korean dude flopped to the ground and pretend he got run over by Yao..Yao didn't even touch him not even close...Yao was like "lol, wtf."

pathetic...

 

Listen, StereoType Machine...

You're just saying that... this thread ain't about that but I challenge you to say this in North Korea... I bet you won't.

 

another rox fan in korea!!! im in seoul. where r u?

 

Just when I start thinking cc.netters have lost their sense of humor, we get a thread like this.

Yeah, I got your autographed Yao Ming jersey right here. Heh.

Seriously, though, we are interested in getting pictures of people wearing the hat all over the world. Recognizable famous landmarks required. If you do fit the bill, e-mail me, plead your case in a way that convinces us you're a true, die-hard Rockets fan and not some total freeloader, and we'll send you a cap if you promise to send us pictures that we can use.

The rest of ya? Go buy some gear like everyone else.

Tim McDougall
Vice President of Marketing
Houston Rockets and Comets
timm@rocketball.com

 

Tim,

I live in the Houston area.
I need 2 live chickens, a gallon of goat's blood, and various sized dolls made out of yarn. Don't ask what it's for but i guarantee the Rockets will make the playoffs this year.

Sincerely,
Redgoose

 

Tim, need any pictures of a rox fan in washington, dc? ill go straight down to any memorial you want, theres even a patrick ewing plaque here on my campus.

 

give me a free cap, and i'll take a photo near madison square garden.

 

Tim,
I need naked pictures of Bea Arthur and a football helmet full of cottage cheese, not much to ask for, but we dont get much down here.