Who the hell stands up to do their business? Is this a cultural thing? An ethnic thing? I'm grasping at straws to explain why anyone would perform this sort of savagery. If you do, I guess that's ok, just stay the **** out of my house.
I'm in the crowd over the standers. I always sit. If it's at home and I have the time I'll do a quick wash and rinse in the shower.
I have had a few of those ****s. Ate some high fiber oatmeal, a clean high fiber diet and hydration for a week and had some nice buttery smooth ghost poos. Had to triple wipe to make sure my eyes weren't playing tricks on me. Sort of the opposite of this:
Can't say it never happens, but just do a secondary wipe. Much easier to reach. I've tried while sitting, and still end up wiping again after standing. Ideally I would always have flushable wet wipes.
Haven't I seen this thread before? Seems like it might be easier to stand up at least part of the way, so you don't stick your whole arm in the crack...
