Thin crust, half onion, half green olive. Or sometimes pepperoni and jalapeno if the pepperoni isn't that funky ass lizard meat you find at some of the cheap places. If I see anyone putting artichokes or ****ing pine nuts on a pizza, I will bankrupt them, have them framed as a terrorist and bang their wife while they rot in prison.
The Barbara Bush pizza there was pimp: grilled chicken, artichokes, spinach, onion, mushroom, garlic, feta
