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What is our sales pitch to Durant?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by cheke64, Jun 25, 2016.

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  1. Haymitch

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    Just tell him about Joe Chee's wingspan
     
    #21 Haymitch, Jun 25, 2016
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    #22 Rox11, Jun 25, 2016
  3. vick

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    Morey has to bend over grab his ankles and take a deep breath and have someone there to help stop the bleeding.:p Oh i forgot have a big jar of lube.
     
    #23 vick, Jun 25, 2016
  4. BamBam

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    LOL...Sales pitch? We can offer....

    A lifetime supply of "Pringles"! ...:eek:


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    #24 BamBam, Jun 25, 2016
  5. Fulgore

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    Have Beyoncé to convince him. Only chance we got
     
    #25 Fulgore, Jun 25, 2016
  6. Aruba77

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    Ever seen that movie "menace to society"? Remember what services the crack head offers Lorenz Tate? Yeah...
     
    #26 Aruba77, Jun 25, 2016
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    Our move is to neg him. Text him links to the lil b anthem until the moratorium is up.
     
    #28 treyk3, Jun 25, 2016
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    This thread is begging for a Bartow gif.
     
    #29 basketballholic, Jun 25, 2016
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    Harden and Dmo Carried us last year while D12 and Tjones were out for that extended period of time. It's doable and not some impossible task. I still think this past season was an outlier and there are greener pastures up ahead. I BELIEVE IN JAMES HARDEN!!! :eek: :cool:
     
    #30 Snow Villiers, Jun 25, 2016
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    Harden: yoooo kevvy kevvy KD come to Houston and I'll show you the best strip joints in town bro!
    KD: who dis?
    Harden: lol bro it's the beard.
    Harden: call me back bro
    Harden: Hello?
    Harden: bad cell reception in OKC?
    Harden: I'll play d in the first quarter I promise
    Harden: **** you for resigning with the Thunder. Me, Jared Dudley and Allen Crabbe are gonna wreck the league.
     
    #31 RudyT43, Jun 25, 2016
  12. kjayp

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    We've become such a joke, that we don't even get the opportunity to MAKE a pitch... smh...
     
    #32 kjayp, Jun 25, 2016
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    lol. Funny thread. Won't need to make a pitch.

    Morey isn't making the same mistake he made with Bosh / Melo / Aldridge - by attempting to attract the big star and constantly being in the news rather than going after other FAs.
     
    #34 BigShasta, Jun 25, 2016
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    We made the PLAYOFFS, dammit.
     
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    Giant billboard signs with Durant wearing no.7
     
    #36 Exiled, Jun 25, 2016
  17. Pirytic

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    This, but unfortunately when he see's how many faces have been superimposed over top of Melo he will begin to peel them back one by one revealing a string of failed FA pitches and decide to go elsewhere.
     
    #37 Pirytic, Jun 25, 2016
  18. Rocket River

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    Come to Houston . . . win a championship . . . .EARN A CHAMPIONSHIP

    Rocket River
     
    #38 Rocket River, Jun 25, 2016
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    I'm sure if mauri says please, KD will consider.
     
    #39 Jontro, Jun 25, 2016
  20. Tfor3

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    :rolleyes:
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    Noneya
     
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