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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by drapg, Oct 3, 2003.

  1. drapg

    drapg Member

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    OK, this is something that has bugged me for a while.

    I am one of those types that chew gum constantly (sans smacking) in order to keep my breath fresh due to long periods of time between eating (stale saliva doesn't have a pleasant odor).

    Because I drink a LOT of water, I am constantly making trips to the restroom, usually while chewing gum.

    Back in college, my friends would make fun of me for leaving my toilet lid down all the time. Just call it one of my many quirks. They hated this because it meant they had to lift the lid before relieving themselves. One day, one of my Biology major friends came to my defense by stating that everyone should leave their toilet lid down to prevent tiny fecal particles from entering the air, and subsequently getting into any exposed items in the bathroom (toothbrush, soap, etc.) I was oh so proud.

    However, now I wonder... by chewing gum in the bathroom, am I effectively getting other people's fecal matter stuck into my gum and ultimately eating ****?

    This worries me to no end!

    And finally, is "c*m" a curse word? I guess I'll find out if it gets "starred" out after I submit this post. I ask because I'm writing an article titled "The Day that Hip-hop Died" and I use a sample lyric with the word "c*m" in it. However, I haven't decided whether to "star" it out, like the use of the f-word.

    God I love Friday's!
     
  2. robbie380

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    i dont think c*m is a curse word but it is a vulgar way of saying semen. maybe the equivalent of **** for feces.
     
  3. AstroRocket

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    I thought bad breath was because of bacterial build-up or somrthing, due to lack of activity?

    I could be wrong.
     
  4. ron413

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    Drapg-

    Are you a Talib Kweli fan? If not, then do me a favor and listen to the hip-hop/ rap song "too late".

    (Chorus)
    Nowadays rap artist coming halfhearted,
    Commercial like pop or underground black markets.
    Where were you when hip-hop died,
    Is it to early to mourn,is it too late to ride?
     
  5. TheFreak

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    Ever thought about chewing with your mouth closed? It works.
     
  6. drapg

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    No it doesn't. Sealed lips do not prevent entry of microscopic bacteria and material. Lips cannot be 100% closed.

    It doesn't work.
     
  7. tozai

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    Damn you're crazy...hahaha

    So when did hip hop die? Talib Kweli puts me to sleep if he's not on Black Star or Get By.
     
  8. PhiSlammaJamma

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    On a related note, did anybody see where that 10 year old actually scientifically tested the 5 second rule. The rule where you can drop your food and eat it safely. And she actually tested the quantity and types of bacterial pick up at campus cafeterias. And the 5 second rule was in fact reasonable given certain types of food. One person noted, "finally, some science all of us can use."

    I don't recommend dropping your gum in the bathroom tho' :)
     
  9. moestavern19

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    Andre 3000 is on some very refined type of Narcotic. His new CD sounds like one huge Acid trip from the 70's.
     
  10. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    The fecal matter is coming in if you are chewing your gum or not, so don't worry about it. There is plenty of fecal matter outside the bathroom from various creatures (eg dust mites) so there is really no avoiding it. Eating (or rather inhaling) **** is a fact of life.
     
  11. MoBalls

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    So if someone farts and my mouth is open...............Damnit !!!
     
  12. Fatty FatBastard

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    Have y'all ever thought about not being so anal?

    Germs are everywhere. If you're worried, I believe they sell live-in bubbles now.:p
     
  13. Chicken Boy

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    If somebody farts and you can smell it, all that means is that you're breathing in little particles of their ****, their **** crystals, per se.
     
  14. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Okay, drapg, I know that you are NOT Jerry Seinfeld, but sometimes I wonder after reading stuff like this.
     

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