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Weird neighbor told my wife I have Asperger's

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Mr. Clutch, May 25, 2016.

  1. Mr. Clutch

    Mr. Clutch Member

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    I'm fairly certain he has some sort of mental disorder.

    What could it be? Maybe he has psychotic delusions.
     
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  2. Roc Paint

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    at least he didn't say that your arse looks like a hamburger.
     
  3. tochiee22

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    Whaaaaaaaaa
     
  4. Exiled

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    steal their Kroger points
     
  5. K-Low_4_Prez

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    You might... My best friend in high school had it but it was very minor and you'd never know. In fact I didn't for the first five years of knowing him than one day his mom told me and I was pretty confused
     
  6. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    Cleverly disguised Bobbythegreat thread.
     
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  8. conquistador#11

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    other than not being able to understand social issues and the speech part, I'd probably fit the bill.


    • limited or inappropriate social interactions
    • "robotic" or repetitive speech
    • challenges with nonverbal communication (gestures, facial expression, etc.) coupled with average to above average verbal skills
    • tendency to discuss self rather than others
    • inability to understand social/emotional issues or nonliteral phrases
    • lack of eye contact or reciprocal conversation
    • obsession with specific, often unusual, topics
    • one-sided conversations
    • awkward
     
  9. freemaniam

    freemaniam 我是自由人

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    applause...
     
  10. Haymitch

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    Pics of wife? Or neighbor's wife?
     
  11. ROXTXIA

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    I think half the GARM would qualify on these points.
     
  12. Jontro

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    It happens when you live in Katy for too long.
     
  13. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    You're weird dude.
     
  14. DonkeyMagic

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    I agree. 9 out of 11 ain't bad
     
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    LOL nicely played.
     
  16. No Worries

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    Intervention!
     
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  17. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    So, your neighbor telling your wife that he thinks you have a mental disorder means you think he has a mental disorder?

    Does that mean that you telling clutch fans your neighbor has a mental disorder means you have a mental disorder?

    EDIT:

    CF is becoming too much work. I have to read every thread to make sense of everything. :)
     
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  18. marky :)

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    Thought this was going to be a hotballa thread but it isn't. Moving along
     
  19. Mr. Clutch

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    This neighbor also has never eaten Chinese food
     
  20. Jontro

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    The neighbor also doesn't like to be bothered when eating lunch or watching video clips on the phone.
     

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