If only that were all it was... Naw, just tore up my back playing football. Might need surgery, but if so, that should be the end of it. For now it's just 'rest' advised.
Sure. "The Houston Sun"?...I've never heard of "The Houston Sun". and possibly "This is insane!", although there's an even chance that was just about me... but even the "wtf?' made me laugh.
I dont suppose it would be the too obvious crazy lawyer bit would it? It probably isnt, it is probably some inside joke I would only get if I kept track of all the runins you have with Conquistador Jorge..