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Reasons to break up with a girl...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by BBnP4l, Sep 25, 2003.

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  1. BBnP4l

    BBnP4l Member

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    My friend was telling me about his recent girl troubles which lead me to think about why one should break up with a girl.

    His girl decided to spend the night with her college ex and he put "hickeys" over her neck while trying to still like my friend. They're still together which is nuts but I thought they shouldn't be together...

    What's some good reasons you can think of?
     
    #1 BBnP4l, Sep 25, 2003
  2. A-Train

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    If she cut off your schlong, that's a pretty good reason to break up with her...
     
    #2 A-Train, Sep 25, 2003
  3. red

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    cheating...no excuses its over.
    that hickey evening would result in a break up
     
    #3 red, Sep 25, 2003
  4. no_answer

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    if she's a stink butt.
     
    #4 no_answer, Sep 25, 2003
  5. drapg

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    Obligatory Seinfeld reference:

    If she eats her peas one at a time.
     
    #5 drapg, Sep 25, 2003
  6. Mrs. JB

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    ...but she scoops her corn niblets
     
    #6 Mrs. JB, Sep 25, 2003
  7. Baqui99

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    no pooper
     
    #7 Baqui99, Sep 25, 2003
  8. Maynard

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    She laughs to much

    she never laughs

    she has mans hands

    she won't kiss you after three dates

    she offers to use the same toothbrush

    she eats her peas one at a time

    she comes to all her dates with the same dress

    she finishes your sentences

    your parents like her

    she dates Newman and he dumped her
     
    #8 Maynard, Sep 25, 2003
  9. Lil Pun

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    If she doesn't give head. I get so sick of women acting like giving head is some sort of ultimate reward when us men are willing to go down and lick clams, if you know what I mean, anytime. :mad:
     
    #9 Lil Pun, Sep 25, 2003
  10. MoBalls

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    Man my stomachs hurts........lick clams........:D ......funny
     
    #10 MoBalls, Sep 25, 2003
  11. yaonotyo

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    lmfao:D :eek:
     
    #11 yaonotyo, Sep 25, 2003
  12. Tonaaayyyy

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    If she is really a he
     
    #12 Tonaaayyyy, Sep 25, 2003
  13. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Wow, so many good reasons here.

    What does Dallas_Thomas say? :D
     
    #13 B-Bob, Sep 25, 2003
  14. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    If she laughs like Elmer Fudd
    If she looks good at only one place
    If she is a low talker (okay, I know that was Kramer but that was still a good one in the "Puffy Shirt")
     
    #14 Manny Ramirez, Sep 25, 2003
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    Lets not even discuss what Dallas would say, because in the event that hell freezes over and we break up, I darn well better not hear something he posted on this thread!
     
    #15 meggoleggo, Sep 25, 2003
  16. A-Train

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    I prefer the "stab your peas and let them stack up on the tines of the fork" method....

    also, has anybody ever successfully stabbed a corn niblet? The inside always ends up squeezing out, so you have a corn niblet skin and some white, gooey thing on your plate...I guess I'll have to sharpen all my fork tines...
     
    #16 A-Train, Sep 25, 2003
  17. Maynard

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    ahh so that is what they are called

    learn something new everyday
     
    #17 Maynard, Sep 25, 2003
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    If she ever says;

    "I love John Mayer, his lyrics are so deep and meaningful."
     
    #18 thadeus, Sep 25, 2003
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    -Cankles
    -Frequently speaks in ebonics
     
    #19 coma, Sep 25, 2003
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    If she refuses to shave the little bit of peachfuzz that some girls grow on their chin. Awh thats the nastiest stuff in thw world makes me wanna hurl
     
    #20 rocketfan83, Sep 25, 2003
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