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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Htownhero, Sep 24, 2003.

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  1. Htownhero

    Htownhero Member

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    Free State man held for sex with cow


    Bloemfontein, September 22

    A farm worker from the southern Free State has been arrested after passing motorists complained that he had been having sexual intercourse with a cow.

    According to Captain Ernest Mayiki, the 23-year-old man was spotted by passing motorists on Sunday.

    He had allegedly been standing on a dunghill, with his trousers around his knees, having intercourse with the cow next to the road between Dealesville and Boshoff in the southern Free State.

    Mayiki said the young man, who works on a neighbouring farm, would appear in the Dealesville Magistrate's Court on a charge of bestiality on Tuesday.


    [Sapa]


    :( Disturbing :(
     
    #1 Htownhero, Sep 24, 2003
  2. JPM0016

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    that's digusting but made me think of the movie "Supertroopers"

    the guy in the woods going at it with the bear

    priceless
     
    #2 JPM0016, Sep 24, 2003
  3. AroundTheWorld

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    Holy cow :D. You guys should watch the scene with Roberto Benigni in "Night on Earth" (by Jim Jarmusch) when he is a taxi driver and kills a passenger (priest) by telling him the story of how he used to have sex with sheep in the Italian village he grew up in. It is one of the funniest movie scenes I have ever seen.
     
    #3 AroundTheWorld, Sep 24, 2003
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  4. Bmw#13

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    Man, That's some disgusting stuff. Wonder what his friends and family is going to think of him now?:eek:
     
    #4 Bmw#13, Sep 24, 2003
  5. MacBeth

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    Probably many of them will even stop sleeping with him themselves if he's gonna step out on them with the livestock...
     
    #5 MacBeth, Sep 24, 2003
  6. R0ckets03

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    Seriously, wtf is wrong with people who do this?

    In the Chronicle today they had a small article about a male nurse raping and impregnating a mentally retarted woman. The woman (I think she has cerebral repalsy (sp?)) is unabe to move or even turn over. Now the woman's mom has to take care of the kid.

    ****ing idiots.
     
    #6 R0ckets03, Sep 25, 2003
  7. Uprising

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    Mooooooooewwwwwww!!!

    That is so nasty! What a messed up MoFo. Interspecies intercourse is the nastiest thing I have ever heard of.
     
    #7 Uprising, Sep 25, 2003
  8. Cohen

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    Do you really think that the cow even noticed? ;)
     
    #8 Cohen, Sep 25, 2003
  9. Uprising

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    I really can't say....haven't done it before.:p
     
    #9 Uprising, Sep 25, 2003
  10. GreenVegan76

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    No harm, no foul.



    OK, that was too far... :p
     
    #10 GreenVegan76, Sep 25, 2003
  11. AroundTheWorld

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    So your user name means "don't eat them" (at least not in that way)?
     
    #11 AroundTheWorld, Sep 25, 2003
  12. rockets-#1

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    People are f'd up. That.....is......HORRIBLE!
     
    #12 rockets-#1, Sep 25, 2003
  13. cool_chick

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    yuk thats disgusting , cudnt he look 4 girls? lol

    @Uprising , hehehehe
     
    #13 cool_chick, Sep 25, 2003
  14. GreenVegan76

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    LOL
     
    #14 GreenVegan76, Sep 25, 2003
  15. Agent86

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    so which dixie chick was the victim? :):D
     
    #15 Agent86, Sep 25, 2003
  16. Bmw#13

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    Man that is so wrong! How are you going to insult a Cow like that?
     
    #16 Bmw#13, Sep 25, 2003
  17. Uprising

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    LMAO!!!!! [​IMG]
     
    #17 Uprising, Sep 25, 2003
  18. moestavern19

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    that is udderly distugusting.
     
    #18 moestavern19, Sep 25, 2003
  19. moestavern19

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    I'm thinking if it was a dixie chick they would have been "french-kissing"
     
    #19 moestavern19, Sep 25, 2003
  20. Uprising

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    My god...you guys are killing me...:D

    instant classic.
     
    #20 Uprising, Sep 25, 2003
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