Sauza Hornitos.... shaken with ice then strained into a salted rim shot glass with a fat wedge of lime... let this by thy gift to thyself! And go to the Volcanoe and have two frozen screwdrivers causing thyself to forgeteth thy nameth. Happy Birthday tomorrow, I hope you are out partying.
Dude I just saw that you were here right now! I hope you are just still logged in and are out getting hammered! I remember I had to study the night of my 21st, man did that suck. Luckily I had a girlfriend and so did she
Well hell...in case I miss ya tomorrow Have a great f-in birthday lil bro! Take it easy, get wasted...but above all...stay safe!
And if you find yourself in bed with a squirel, an octopus, and a 17 year old tranny be sure you wear a jimmy hat!
Happy B-Day! Tie one on and have some fun, but remember: 1. always wear a raincoat.... 2. Get a designated driver 3. And enjoy the last enjoyable b-day, it's all downhill after this one, pal!
Happy 21st, AS. I remember my 21st as if it were...what the hell am I talking about, I don't remember a damn thing from that night. I'm sure I had a good time, at least that's what everyone told me the next day. Enjoy!
Happy birthday to a guy who has dodged some bullets recently! Seriously, you a great guy and hope you have a memorable 21st birthday.
Happy B-day Anti! Just remember no mater how trashed you get and how clean she looks, always WRAP IT UP