Can there be anything worse than going on a date with a girl (and some other people) and the date somehow ends with the girl kissing some other guy? On the same day your ex-girlfriend is getting married to some FRENCH moron? Not whining, just saying that there are ups and downs in life and sometimes it is good to look at it knowing that the only way from where you are (for the moment) should be UP . Beat this disaster story and share yours .
A girl I liked broke up with her boyfriend,the day after she fools around with me,then the day after that she sleeps with her ex-boyfriend and then after that day she again fools around with.......the week after she has a new boyfriend..........
I have had plenty of disasters but I will talk about the most recent, which was actually pulled out of the fire at the end. My friend asked me to come on a double date with him and a girl he is seeing and her friend. They were trying to hook us up I guess. So we go to Babins to eat and we meet at the bar. This girl I am being hooked up with is 21 and very cute. But I am trying to talk to her and it is just not working. I kept asking her questions like "so what do you do?, where are you from, what highschool did you go to.."etc and she is not asking me anything. I am totally getting the sense that she is not into me so I order some tequila feeling that this would be a long night. And she won't take a shot with me so I know alcohol isn't going to help me loosen her up, and even worse, she isn't even willing to use me to buy her alcohol. This is a very bad sign. So as I go to get another margarita I see down where we were standing this other guy has walked up and started talking to her and she is smiling and flirting with him and asking him what he does etc.... So I just stay down at my new position and my friend walks over to me and says he is sorry and I am like "no prob man, that is cool, have a shot with me". Then I have to watch this guy get her number and this is doing nothing good for my ego or self esteem. We went to a friend's party later and this girl still will hardly talk to me even though we are sitting next to each other in the taxi and she has had a few drinks. Then something good happens. When we get to the party there is a girl there that I went to college with that I had hooked up with one summer that was one of those girls who you can't explain why she would want to hook up with you because she is way too hot for you. You know, one of those girls where you have a hard time believing she actually likes you. Well anyway she runs up to me at the party and gives me a huge hug and pulls me away from my date and makes me come take a body shot off of her. Had my date not been such a dick I would not have done it but I enjoyed every minute of it, especially introducing them to each other. I then spent the rest of the night with my old college hookup except for when my dreary date, we'll call her Emily, came up and miraculously started talking to me like we were friends. I point blank asked her "why are you talking to me now?" And she says "I'm sorry, I was just in a bad mood earlier" Now I got my old college hook ups new number (although I doubt that will go anywhere, like I said you just can't understand why she'd like me) and Emily wound up telling my friend the next day that she didn't know why I didn't like her and she thought I was cute and nice and that my friend is allowed to try to hook us up again. That is the mystery of woman.
Awesome story, LeGrouper. One time I got a date with one of those dream girls you run across every few years, but was an hour late because I volunteered to pick up a friend's sister from work. She moved like a month after that and I never got another chance. A year ago, I somehow snagged a date with this ultra cute RICH girl that I had met in a summer school class, but the day of our date arrived and I still had yet to recieve my pay check. So we went to this restaurant and to my horror I realized that I could only afford one meal. She ordered first and got this chicken salad thing, so my only option was a vegetable appetizer. This made for quite an amusing sight, I'd imagine, as this petite woman had this huge plate of food in front of her and I was stuck with this saucer with two or three steamed vegetables. She claimed to have had a good time, but two weeks later was back with her ex-boyfriend. What a shame, both her parents were doctors, I would've been set for life!
Allow me to introduce you to the wonderful world of Credit Cards! Also known as the Devil's fingernails. I remember when I got my first card in college. All of a sudden I was Donald Trump. I am still paying for that summer....
I was standing under a palm tree and a date conked me on the head--- does that count? I took it to counseling and we eventually worked it out.
Great stories guys. Mine is not an actual date thou. There is a girl who asked me to a dance at new year's eve, I was pretty happy since she is a cutie. So I was there all dressed up and drove my just-been-washed car to pick her up, when I got to her house, her parents told me that she went to LA with her friends few hours' ago. And there I was with all my friends staring at me don't know what the hell should I do. Man! That must been the worst moment of my life! And she called me after she got back and telling me how sorry she was, and want to make it up to me all those BS. But I have never talk to her again.
I was the date disaster this weekend. I blew off my date to watch the Texans. I didn't have the heart to tell her I love football more than I do her company.
Great story LeGrouper. That was the classic example of the truism that you never look as hot to a woman as when you are unavailable or at least wanted by other attractive women. And they wonder why all attractive guys are cocky bastards! Well sure - that's because you wanted nothing to do with us when we were desperate and sensitive!
It reminds me of that Chris Rock monologue: "When you were single, you NEVER got that call. Now you get it every Tuesday." At least I think that's how it goes. It's true though, men who are not available are more desirable to females.
More like seeing my boy Priest Holmes tear up the Texans defense! It was a very conflicting afternoon for this Longhorn alumnus from Houston.
That may be true, but there is a sea of ass out there and that will do just fine for me. I figure sometime in the next fifteen years or so I will find a cool girl with a nice personality... until then though I will be playing patty cake on your sisters buns.
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Well... I avoided what could have been a disaster. Some girl wanted to hook up with me really bad a couple years ago. She wasn't too bad looking, so we hung out together a lot for about a week. Over that week I discovered that she drank like a maniac, had already banged three guys at age 18, and did drugs that I hadn't even known existed. Despite her pleading, I broke that one off damn quick.
Dating disaster stories??? Any date that leads to a marriage that ends up in debt, depression, and divorce would qualify as a dating disaster story I think... If this is the case, my 1st marriage was a dating disaster...hell, aside from the birth of my son, my 1st marriage was a train wreck!!!
