Or at least, do they fart, like, a lot less than men? One of the elementary questions in the history of mankind. So far nobody has really dared to try to answer it. You be the first. Thanks .
Actually, in my experience, many of the worst' farters' I have met have been women. Lactose intolerance has something to do with it, I believe. I think that it's percieved to be less socially acceptable for women to fart in public, and there is little to none of the pride some men associate with it, so it's just done less. The women I know who have a problem with it admit to being stealth-farters; ie..fart and move quickly to another area...and possibly wrinkle your nose later as if implying " Who on earth did that ? P.S. These are the kinds of details which make it less sexy to be the only guy living with a bunch of young women. The stories I could tell you about women 'regulating' to each other...It ain't all slumber parties and massages.
I have a friend (a guy) who would always do this...he would wait until some guy would fart (like guys sometimes do when they are drinking and they are just among guys who are friends) and then he would quietly let out a REALLY stinky one...so that all the blame would fall on the guy who let out the loud fart. Anyway, I hope I won't get banned for this, sorry, I am a bit drunk! (but I still know how to type )
This is funny; when I saw the thread title, I was wondering, "is this going to be one of those drunken threads that gets posted on the first party night of the 'weekend' right after the bars close?" If you take women and men and put them in situations where: 1) both of them are in public, trying not to do it, but occasionally have accidents - or 2) neither one cares and they both do it whenever they need to - as far as I can tell, men and women are exactly even in this regard. This is one biological area where our systems work the same for a change.
First of all......women do not fart, they fluff. A fluff is silent but never deadly, but it does occur. Second, any man who never has farted is a liar and any man who hasn't laughed when he ripped one is not a man.
Never deadly? I usually refer to feminine farts as Silent Violence: as potent and ugly as Steven Segal.
The reason women don't fart is because their mouths are never closed long enough to build up enough pressure on their rear ends.
I buy the lactose thing. Let me say, like all other guys, I dig my own flavor. Recently though, I've had to switch to soy milk just to give my nose a break from myself. These were lethal man. The worst were at night when I would have the cover over my head and my flavor would wake me up! Man...quite a violent awakening. You'd also have to watch out for a squirter...dangerous. (kind of exciting to live on the edge though and never know if your underwear will be dry after the gas passes!) So coming back to women farting. Women don't fart in public because after catching a whiff of their flavor, there would be no humor at all, just folks running for the exits...my sister is proof.
Women do fart, and women do take craps. We just dont do it around men. It kinda falls under the un-ladilike umbrella. Some women don't even burp in front of their boyfriends or in public. Not me. I can burp with the best of 'em.
