WORDS WOMEN USE ****************************** FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks -this will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. NOTHING This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine." GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! ) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine." GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing." SOFT SIGH Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content. THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow." GO AHEAD! At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. PLEASE DO This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay." THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not ! faint. Just say "You're welcome." THANKS A LOT This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing." Guys, you can avoid future arguments if you remember the terminology! If you are brave, show this to your woman to see if you can earn a little grin.
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Terms that women use in online dating and their true meaning (WHAT-SHE-SAYS-HER-BODY-IS-LIKE)----(TRANSLATED) RUBENESQUE------------------FAT VOLUPTUOUS----------------------------FAT SHAPELY----------------------------------------------FAT ROTUND------------------------------------------------FAT PLEASANTLY-PLUMP---------------------------FAT PLUS-SIZE--------------------------------------------FAT CAMRYN-MANHEIM-LOOKALIKE------------FAT LANE-BRYANT-MODEL---------------------------FAT CURVY-IN-ALL-THE-RIGHT-PLACES---------FAT IVE-NEVER-HAD-ANY-COMPLAINTS------FAT/AND/OR-UGLY STURDY------------------------------------------------FAT HEALTHY-BUILD-------------------------------------FAT WORKING-ON-MY-BODY-------------------------FAT/AND/OR-UGLY NOT-A-SKINNY-MINNIE---------------------------FAT NOT-A-BARBIE-DOLL-------------------------------FAT IF-YOU-ARE-LOOKING-FOR-A-BARBIE-DOLL-SKIP-ME---FAT PORTLY---------------------------------------------------FAT I-AM-NOT-OBESE-IN-ANY-WAY------------------STILL-FAT MY-BODY-IS-AN-ACQUIRED-TASTE------------FAT/UGLY/****ED-UP TRYING-TO-LOSE-XX-POUNDS---------------------FAT I-DONT-LIKE-THE-OUTDOORS----------------------PALE JUST-PRETTY----------------------------------------FAT/UGLY/****EDUP FORMER-PROM-QUEEN/CHEERLEADER------NOT-ANYMORE,FAT/UGLY VENUSIAN-----------------------------------------------------FAT (WHAT-SHE-SAYS-SHE-IS-LOOKING-FOR-IN-MEN)--(TRANSLATION) AMBITION----------------------------------------POTENTIAL-FOR-MONEY DRIVE-----------------------------------------POTENTIAL-FOR-MONEY WELL-EDUCATED--------------------------POTENTIAL-FOR-MONEY HIGH-CLASS--------------------------------------------MONEY FINANCIALLY-SECURE-----------------------------MONEY SUCCESSFUL-------------------------------------------MONEY APPRECIATION-FOR-FINER-THINGS-IN-LIFE-------MONEY WINE-TASTING-EVENTS------------------------------MONEY WELL-TRAVELED-----------------------------------------MONEY CULTURED--------------------------------------------------MONEY WORLDLY----------------------------------------------------MONEY TO-TOLERATE-QUIRKINESS---------------------WANTS-A-DOORMAT TO-TOLERATE-MOODINESS-----------------------WANTS-A-DOORMAT LOVES-SCUBA-DIVING--------------------------------MONEY LOVES-SAILING-------------------------------------------MONEY FREQUENT-HORSEBACK-RIDING-----------------MONEY LOVES-POLO-----------------------------------------------MONEY (INSERT-ANY-EXPENSIVE-HOBBY-HERE)------MONEY TO-TOLERATE-HER-CATS------------------SHE-IS-HIGH-MAINTENANCE TO-SHOWER-HER-WITH-AFFECTION ---SHE-IS-HIGH-MAINTENANCE TO-TREAT-HER-LIKE-A-PRINCESS--------HIGH-MAINTENANCE/MONEY PROVE-THAT-YOU-CAN-BE-TRUSTED--------------HIGH-MAINTENANCE/DOORMAT SHOULDER-TO-CRY-ON------------------HIGH-MAINTENANCE/NO-SEX TEDDY-BEAR--------------------------------------------NO-SEX SUBSTANTIAL-MAN(?)-------------------------------MONEY GOAL-ORIENTED---------------------------------------MONEY GOING-SOMEWHERE-IN-LIFE-------------------MONEY HAS-GOOD-CAREER-------------------------------MONEY HAS-GOOD-JOB--------------------------------------MONEY TO-EMBRACE-ALL-OF-ME--------------HIGH-MAINTENANCE/BAGGAGE LOVE-ME-FOR-WHO-I-AM-------------------------BAGGAGE TOLERANT----------------------------------------------DOORMAT OPENMINDED------------------------------------------DOORMAT SWEEP-OFF-FEET----------------------------------HIGH-MAINTENANCE PUT-TOILET-SEAT-DOWN--------------------------HIGH-MAINTENANCE WISK-HER-AWAY-TO-(ANY-EXPENSIVE-PLACE)-HIGH-MAINTENANCE TO-GIVE-110%-TO-RELATIONSHIP----------------HIGH-MAINTENANCE CARING--------------------------------------DOORMAT TO-REALIZE-RELATIONSHIPS-REQUIRE-WORK--DOORMAT/HIGH-MAINTENANCE DOESNT-TAKE-HER-FOR-GRANTED-----------HIGH-MAINTENANCE WINE-AND-DINE-------------------------------------------MONEY TALL-DARK-HANDSOME---------------------------------MONEY (WHAT-SHE-SAYS-SHE-IS-LIKE)--------------(TRANSLATION) BUBBLY--------------------------------------------STUPID VIVACIOUS---------------------------------------HIGH-MAINTENANCE WILD-------------------------------------EMOTIONAL-ISSUES/HEADCASE PARTYGIRL---------------------------- ---EMOTIONAL-ISSUES/HEADCASE RAISED-RELIGIOUS--------------------------------------EASY PERKY---------------------------------------------------------STUPID OPENMINDED------------------------------------------------EASY CENTER-OF-ATTENTION----------------------HIGH-MAINTENANCE LIFE-OF-THE-PARTY---------------------------HIGH-MAINTENANCE CONSTANTLY-ON-THE-GO-------------------HIGH-MAINTENANCE CAREER-ORIENTED-------------------------B@TCHY-TOWARDS-MEN SOPHISTICATED-------------------------------HIGH-MAINTENANCE CLASSY-----------------------------------------HIGH-MAINTENANCE ASSERTIVE--------------------------------------B@TCHY-TOWARDS-MEN FEMINIST---------------------------------------HATES-YOU/BAGGAGE WICCAN---------------------------------------F**ED-IN-THE-HEAD INTELLECTUALLY-STIMULATING---------- HIGH-MAINTENANCE LIKES-A-HEALTHY-DEBATE----------------------ARGUMENTATIVE LIKES-A-GOOD-GAME-OF-SCRABBLE-------------BORING LIKES-LONGWALKS-ON-THE-BEACH--------------LIAR/BORING LIKES-SHOPPING-------------------------------UNCREATIVE/BORING COLLECTS-SHOES--------------------HIGH-MAINTENANCE/BORING GRADUATED-(INSERT-GREEK-HONORS)-FROM-XYZ-UNIVERSITY---------HIGHMAINTENANCE/MONEY/B@TCHY SNUGGLE-BY-FIREPLACE------------------------------BORING CANDLES-AND-BUBBLEBATHS----------------------HIGH-MAINTENANCE CANDLES-ALL-OVER-THE-PLACE-------------------HIGH-MAINTENANCE GOING-TO-RAVES------------------------------HEADCASE/BAGGAGE HAS-KIDS-------------------------------------------BAGGAGE LIVES-AT-HOME---------------------------------------YOUNG/STUPID GIVES-MEASUREMENTS-------------------------EASY MENTIONS-LIKING-SEX--------------------------EASY
CONFUSED Should be identified as 'I know what I want, and what's going on, but I don't want to say it. It will show me for what I really am. I don't want to feel guilty and/or be the bad person here.'
Just out of curiosity.... What has started all this schmack? Thumbs, you did good on this one. For the most part, that's pretty freakin accurate, at least in my case it is... You got a laugh out of me. Franchise, being a lil' facetious aren't you?
