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Marcus Thornton's Hair

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by PeacePeace, Dec 19, 2015.

  1. PeacePeace

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    The herpaderp can't do that.
     
  2. Lando

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    What's remarkable is this dudes facial hair. Most guys have that line where your facial hair doesn't really grow past. My boy Marcus has hair growing damn near up to his eye balls. It's unreal.
     
  3. gfab-babyboi

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    Dude has either a allergy, or a skin condition or both. I find it really insensitive for this to even be discussed. I have family members with pretty much the same skin condition and its pretty hard to keep under control *shots and medicated lotions*
     
  4. Andre0087

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    The guy is rich, I think he'll be fine.
     
  5. thedreamsteam

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    Post a photo of yourself. We all would like to see what's up with you?
     
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  6. PeacePeace

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    Okay, my post may have come off as insulting, but that wasn't my intention. It was a genuine question.
     
  7. Bandwagoner

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    clutchfans explores the real issues
     
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    What's up with his defense?
     
  9. bulkatron

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    Give the guy a break man. He could have any of a number of dermatological problems causing his patchy hair loss. Some are treatable, some aren't, maybe he just doesn't care and wants to play ball. I'm more concerned about his lack of defense than his lack of follicles.
     
  10. RV6

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    Guys it's not rocket science. His pattern of baldness is just more back to front than the norm...and he doesn't shave or edge up his beard because that probably gives him ingrown hairs, which can be common with a lot of black men or men with curly hair, so he probably just trims it a bit. Exfoliating can just make it worse, for some. They just have to deal with it.

    but i guess anything different than what you're used to has to be grossly abnormal, right? :rolleyes:
     
  11. Pen15clubber

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    is it gross? Yes. Does it turn men on? Yes
     
  12. cheke64

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    What worries me is how bloated his cheeks are. Too much sodium or water retention from liquor or diabetes
     
  13. Dgn1

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    What's worse, your micro penis condition or his hair?
     
  14. Pen15clubber

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    Keep my penis out your mouth bra
     
  15. Dgn1

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    I thought it was a clit.
     
  16. Jayzers_100

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    This thread escalated quickly...
     
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    He's a friar. NBD
     
  18. Pen15clubber

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    Keep my clit out your mouth as well bra
     
  19. PeacePeace

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    Thread is officially derailed.
     
  20. J.R.

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    John Blair doesn't play Marcus Thornton because of his hair.
     

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