Paradise Hotel

Im hooked.

Zach and Amy and Toni are all Dicks.

None of the chicks are what I'd call stunning.

 

I like Keith, I think.

I saw that big muscle b**** Toni on one of those dating shows before. Blind Date, or something like that. She's a reality show retread.

 

couldn't they find some more attractive people to be on that show?

 

Zach is such an incredible idiot that I have trouble believing that he's real. He is seriously the biggest tool I have ever seen anywhere.

Also, Alex was a freakin' jerk making fun of Dave's ears. The guy is probably very self-conscious about the way they look, and Alex just wouldn't let up making fun of them.

Andon is a moron with very little intelligence. Beau is the same way.

Amy is a superb!tch. I sort of like Toni, though, because I find her funny. Holly seems to be a real airhead, but at least she isn't a big meanie like the others.

Tom can be mildly amusing, but doesn't seem to be very important. Desiree is just...... eh.

Dave is my favorite, but I also like Keith and Tara. I think Charla is too whiny, but I don't mind her that much. The guy who looks like John Travolta seems to be okay, too.


What I find funny is how Zach/Beau/Andon/Kristin/Alex were saying how bad Dave/Keith/Tara/Charla looked on TV and how America (...and Canada, damnit!) would think they were pathetic. In my opinion, the opposite has happened. The Dave/Keith crowd have been portrayed as the intelligent ones and the others are shown as the bunch of immature babies that they are.

 

I did a small dance around my coffee table when it was announced that Zach would be ineligible for selection on Monday. This was a beautiful moment for me.

 

Those people that all came back think their so righteous or something. Their pissed because they lost the game and were voted off. They think their something special cause they thought they played the game straight-up while the others were plotting and planning in their rooms. Then, they miraculously are allowed to come back only to show what complete morons and idiots are truly like. I've never seen a bigger bunch of loser morons. They are all just a bunch of r****ds who proved they deserve to not be there. I just cannot believe the way these people behaved when they came back. They had the luxury of viewing the tapes of all the shows, too.

I wasn't watching this show but I got sucked in just recently and was totally caught off guard by all the morons who were brought back. That muscle dude with the big tatoo. I can't stand that guy. Some other muscle guy that was clinching his fists, jumping up and down, and yelling. Another moron. Morons galore. Bunch of immature pricks who think their God's gift to Paradise Hotel.

 

Yea...tough guy can't even take care of his own business. He said he would meet up with that other guy and bring 50 of his friends. What a frigging puss!

 

oh my god, this show is a disgrace to tv, i'd rather watch old simpson reruns with odd looking characters w/ diff voices on fox than this piece of crap that comes on so much.

 

I usually turn ANY reality TV show very quickly, but my girlfriend got me addicted to this show. Does Charla ever do anything besides lay in bed and whine? I can't stand the "old school" kids who act like they're gods gift to the island, but Charla really needs some sun. Give her a ski trip or something.

And yes, I became addicted to Temptation Island on my own a few years back when the reality show craze hadn't yet hit full tilt. That girl from New York is an absolute beaut on the new episode. It's pretty sweet being able to know what my secretaries are talking about and blaming my knowledge of these shows on "my ball and chain who won't change the channel."

Yeeeaaaah, right.

 

Don't want to start a new thread, but on another reality show, Big Brother is down to the final four.

I was shocked to see Robert win HOH. He has to be the dumbest houseguest this season. I hate Alison and Jun. I hope Erika wins.

 

Dang! This thing is still on? I used to watch it. What time does it come on again?

 

On Paradise Hotel.....

Toni is a man inside....
Zack is trailer park trash you can tell he is abusive.
Amy is the reason why everyone hates the group.
Andon is an idiot now smooching the rear to stay in.
Charla is so hot but needs to interact more.
Tara is just a playa! but damn mmmm yummy!
Keith has hidden agendas
Dave is the MAN! Playing them all like a fiddle!
The rest are just not worth mentioning.


Bigbrother ........

Allison is the queen of liarsville
Robert has woman hating issues.
Jun needs a Pb&j diet for the rest of the game.
Erika is just erika!

By the way anyone got any links where I can see ali's ta ta's? lol

 

I thought it to be funny when Zack went off about having "lawyer in him." I can see his opening remarks resembling what he had to say to Keith, "Find my client innocent or I will meet you up with 50 guys where you live."

The main thing that I do not understand is how the "originals" believe that they have the right to be on the island, and any other contestants should know this and obey.

Dave is smarter than he seems, especially how he handled Toni. What I am trying to figure is how this show will end. Will it be down to the "Barbie group" or will it be an even split of originals vs. the Barbies in some helluva grudge-match.

 

I absolutely love this show. I can't stand Zack, Amy, Toni, Alex, Or Andon. They are pathetic, horrible people. Did anyone catch Zack this week sporting like 4 wrist bands and a headband? Is that how people dress when they have "lawyer in them"?

I like the fab 4 of Keith, Dave, Tara, and Charla. They did the impossible by kicking off the originals and then FOX rewards them by bringing everyone back to gang up on them. Way to go FOX, good thinking.

Keith is cool, Zack is a punk, Amy is white trash, Tara is hot, Charla is whiny, Dave is a dork (but smart), Alex is all about himself, Desiree is a waste, Tom is funny at times, Scott is boring, Holly is hot and boring, Kristin is large (good large), Beau is a female, Toni is an evil monster, and Amanda is a liar.

As far as Andon, Matt, Melanie, Kavita, who cares about them.
GO KEITH AND TARA!!

 

Watching Zack on TV makes my heart race at a very unhealthy rate. I would love nothing more than to beat his ass.

Keith is a cool cat. He handled the situation with Zach in a classy way. Although, I wish he handed Zach a beat down.

Toni is a roid freak. That dude is a beyatch. 30 year old trying to act like a freshman in high school. Its no wonder that his life consists of bouncing around reality tv shows trying to find a guy.

Andon is a punk. How about he dog the crap out of Dave and then kiss his ass as soon as he found out Dave has some power in the game. Nice try buddy...go home.

Tara is my favorite. She's hot and she's on the "good" side.

Holly is a cutie too.

Alex, Amy, and Kristen are losers too.

The rest of the people are alright.

 

double post...sorry

 

I'm glad that I'm not the only guy out there watching this silly show. My wife watched it from the beginning and I would catch snippits here and there and eventually became hooked. Dave is my favorite...there's no way he should be on that show. He's a big ol' dork with flabby man-boobs and he looks like he's completely out of his element. But he is extremely smart and has figured out a way to manipulate the originals enough not to kick him off. Go Dave!

I also like Keith. He had enough balls to kick off one of the members of "The Group" and he's pretty much the one who has completely stirred the pot up.

And how stupid were the kicked off guests who returned and started mouthing off...it was so great to hear the hostess (whatever her name is) tell them (after the fact) that they might want to watch what they say because the remaining members have the say as to whether they stay or not.

And Zack...what a puss.