Squatty Potty

Try it out before you laugh. HUGE turds unleash.

 

The reviews on amazon are hilarious.

For short people this thing is a life saver, but if you're tall, your knees probably touch your eyebrows when you get on the ****ter anyway.

 

I'm tall, but I also have taller toilets that are a couple of inches higher than standard. I do have a little magazine rack/bookshelf thing in my bathroom where I put my feet on the lowest shelf. Basically does the same thing.

 

I use it. Not a miracle but it helps.

 

I'm not going to lie. I have my own setup. It works

 

You guys can't poo like normal humans?


I'm 6'3". No problems sitting to drop a duece.

 

don't waste your money, guys. It's a scam. There's a much better solution.

Spoiler

 

You know that leaning forward when you sit on a toilet puts you in the same position -right?

 

That would make it difficult to check Clutchfans

 

Seriously. This is one of those ideas that's so stupid that someone will make a ton off of. Its a stool with a cutout for your toilet bowl. And some people will probably buy it for $30.

 

Finally, I can stop dreaming

 

Hi guys -- as I type, I sit atop the toilet with a step stool under my feet to simulate the squatty potty.

Can confirm epic long turd

Can also confirm sitting like this forces fumes right up from the potty up to the nose, creating a horrid stench

 

Ha. I remember seeing a similar sign in Angola.

 

Spoiler

 

Not that you'd want to, but you can google the end result of someone doing this and having the seat and/or bowl break. It's not pretty. Poopy blood mess.

 

Whatever you do, don't google "squatting on toilet seat". You will see a woman on a hospital gurney with her backside literally split open bleeding.

 

So essentially, ATG pooing.

 

Had to look Yikes, that looks painful

 

WTF?!!! How does someone tear themselves up like that?

*EDIT*
Very Gory, but explained.

Spoiler

http://rilek1corner.com/2014/09/04/why-is-it-dangerous-to-squat-on-the-toilet-seat/