Bear destroys womans Kayak

I was expecting to see the bear give a 1-star review of the kayak.

 

I'm very upset that the bear didn't eat this hippie.

 

lol. Not a chance in Hades Bolt outruns a polar bear. :grin:

 

Quick Google says PB top speed is 20-25. Usain Bolt's is 28, take into account the oh **** speed boost that bear ain't catching him!

 

Was going to say.. There's probably quite a few humans who can out run a polar bear when their adrenaline/fear factor is bursting out of their veins. I'm pretty sure I can run faster than normal when I'm in a life or death situation.


That ladies voice though.. Good lord. That was terrible

 

Sure he can. How long until Bolt needs a break? How hungry is the bear?

 

You don't have to outrun a Polar Bear in some insane-Usain manner, just use the Jar Jar Binks Zui Quan Drunken fighter techniques to confuse them.

 

Or as they say, you don't have to outrun the bear, you only have to outrun the person with you.

 

lol. Sure. If the bear is trained to quit after 100-200m.

 

Hey he can out run him I didn't say long distance. Google also says the bear can maintain 20mph for mile! Sorry Usein you dead bro!

 

Is anyone else getting annoyed in the this thread by the misspelling of Usain's name.

 

Is this the same bear that got tossed in the air by the Hulk.

 

Good question.

Like this meme one in Boulder...CU campus

 

My bad fify

 

Would hit.

Spoiler

With a stick.

 

Considering the male to female ratio in Alaska, she's probably considered wife material.

 

Only until they hear her voice. The photo isn't even that terrible, but imagine listening to that voice all your life... .

 

Was hoping to see a destruction of a kayak by a ferocious bear. Got an earful from a girl with an annoying voice.

 

And a baby bear gently sniffing a kayak.

 

The sound of her voice instantly had me rooting for the bear.