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Is this the best plan ever?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by paulftsk, Nov 5, 2015.

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  1. dharocks

    dharocks Member

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    This is not a good plan, Paul.
     
  2. Mr. Clutch

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    Same plan, except don't do this plan
     
  3. heypartner

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    Just realized,,, to make this plan work, you will need to get a wedding ring, too.

    When you "ball out on the weekdays" and meet those 8/10s, they will inevitably expect the Tesla dude to take them out on Friday or Saturday. You'll need an excuse. You can't say you're a taxi driver.

    So, flat out flash your ring and say you're married and can't do weekends. They will want you even more, then, and want to compete with your fictitious wife by giving you great blow jobs in your Tesla.

    At least the women who chase guys with fancy cars will.

    But what happens if one of them or their friends call for an Uber and it's you? You'll need an Uber-man disguise too, dude.
     
  4. Two Sandwiches

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    It's a good plan you just left out one part.


    Get a work from home job that you can do in the Tesla while using the autopilot mode, and driving it as an uber.


    Double salary, bro.
     
  5. Dairy Ashford

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    Better than depending on mass transit anywhere out of NYC/Tri-State, Chicago, Boston, DC? Are there any other good subway/bus cities?
     
  6. Glish21

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    Not the best
     
  7. Bandwagoner

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    I saw a white Tesla stalled out on 45 southbound feeder road on Tuesday. What happens there? AAA can't bring him gas. I think he would be pretty screwed. I laughed hard.
     
  8. ThatBoyNick

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    The bay area.
     
  9. Dairy Ashford

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    Is the Tesla a two or four seater? You think a paying fare will want to sit next to you like Dee Dee McCall or Rico Tubbs?
     
  10. Dairy Ashford

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    Can they bring him a new battery or give him a tow?
     
  11. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    How about sell the car, buy a ticket to Thailand and live large for a few months.
     
  12. Mr. Brightside

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    Here's a plan. Insure your penis for $1,000,000. Cut it off. Collect money.
     
  14. heypartner

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    I actually drive a Tesla and apartment offers free charging....wonder how much I can make driving for a few hours on the weekend....?
     
  16. Asian Sensation

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    That was Paul from the future. He had to pull over to "get it in". He's pulling all kinds of ass in the Tesla.
     
  17. Jugdish

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    Follow your dreams.

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  18. hvic

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    Ask your driver how much money he makes per night with uber
     
  19. crash5179

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    I'm just guessing that both you and the chicks will love your Tesla as well. I don' know if its the best plan ever but it sounds solid to me.
     

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