Pretty sure Bye's RB1 will gash us up the middle for 5-7 yd gains throughout the game. Bye is much improved this year though so a loss to them is what I'd still consider a "good loss". Shows we are on the up and up, getting in there with the ox and stuff.
Look for Pancakes to continue tweeting how BYE is outcoaching/outperforming the Texans with one hand while reading the menu with the other.
I'm sure the players are confused. Normally they just pretend to not show up to the game, now they really don't have to go.
Should be a good week for the bye. Perfectly timed. Get some rest, heal up, and get ready to win the division in the second half. Hopefully the Colts lose this week, and it gives us extra motivation. I truly believe that either the Texans or the Colts will win against one of these undefeated teams, and it will be a turning point in that team's season. But hey, I've been wrong before!