Yep I need some savvy advice - dating 2 chicks at the same time

I dunno, from my experience, women don't like competition. I mean, if a woman doesn't like it when you look at another woman, then how are they going to feel about you dating another one? But then again, I'm on a year long dry spell, so I'd take my advice with a grain of salt.

 

Talk to me after you've been with three at the same time. Then maybe I can help you.

Got Game?

 

I'll control myself and not bore you with the details of how things were different 30 years ago. Just trust me, they were.

And fun.

 

This reminds me of a little song called the Ding Dong Daddy of the D-Car Line by the Cherry Poppin' Daddies.



The Ding-Dong Daddy of the D-car line
Had a thing for the ladies which he did time
He reaped a little more than he could sow
Of the pleasures the Mormons in Utah know
He could not restrain himself when he saw
A nice caboose

Say Ding
Say Dong
That Ding-Dong Daddy he did
sixteen women wrong

The Ding-Dong Daddy had a sensual soul
Lonely women flocked to him and he
Loved them all
The train went in the tunnel in the
Dark he proposed
The bonds of matrimony in the sweetest prose
The ladies got together and decided
They'd been had
This ain't Salt Lake and you ain't Don Juan man
We've got to give you credit we was
Happy for a time
But you're the Ding-Dong Daddy of the D-car
Line

Say Ding
Say Dong
That Ding-Dong Daddy he did
Sixteen women wrong...

 

Go buy this month's Maxim...you know that little 1 page thing they have "How to..."? Well, this month it's "How to Date 2 Girls at the Same Time."

Coincidence? I think not.

 

One thing I always try to do is go to her house not mine. The less she is at your pad, the less of a chance she pulls a surprise visit while your banging girl #2.

 

This thread is starting to remind me of John Candy in splash running with Penthouse in hand shouting.

"They printed my letter....they printed my letter."

DD

 

I've done this successfully a few times.

NEVER take both women to the same place.

And NEVER invite both women to the same gig!

 

Tip #1: Stop calling them chicks. I don't really think they like that too much.

Tip #2: Make sure both chicks are bi-curious.

Actually, my only tip is be honest with them both, without getting too detailed. If you are honest, you will feel better, they will appreciate it (although they may both run for the hills if they are into being the "only one."), and that way there's no need for elaborate lies or plots to cover your a$$.

 

Okay, I understand why people are talking about honesty, but what about that old saying, "what you don't know won't hurt you?"

Until you get serious with one or one of them wants to get serious with you, why add any possible conflicts or anxiety by saying upfront, "Um, thanks for the evening, baby, and I'll call you tomorrow night when I get home from another date with this other girl."

To me, if you say upfront stuff like this isn't serious and that we are free to see other people, I don't see the need to stress out over this situation. It is a classic "we will cross that bridge when we get there" situation.

 

Do you want to borrow a million dollars ?

 

Well Daniel-son, the student has become the teacher...

Anyway, just be up-front and honest and they will appreciate that...One or both may not go for it, it's human nature for one to want all your undivided attention...

The other of course is to lie, however, it always comes to bite you in the ass, so this is not recommended, although, it works for a little bit...

Good luck...

 

Not bad advice, Manny. Not bad at all.

 

Peter: Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?

Lawrence: I'd tell you what I'd do man. Two chicks at the same time man.

Lawrence: I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up too, cause chicks dig dudes with money.

Peter: Well not all chicks.

Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that would double up on a dude like me do.

Peter: Good point.

 

you might want to check your insurance coverage to make sure it doesn't have an exclusion for penis re-attachment surgery


dawg, I don't know you, but I lived this back when I was about your age, and it always ends badly. truth is, I still feel sheitty about it 25 years later.

and in Austin, you run into everyone you know 2-3 times a week. It ain't like Houston. you can't avoid them in the future.

yikes. high risk. low return. if you want to get freaky, get 2 girls that want to have a relationship with one guy, not 2 gals that each want ONE guy.

 

Watch out for the cornhole, buddy!

 

ah, that's different. I thought you were further "in". As long as neither one has an expectation of exclusively, there is no problem with dating both. But I would want to make sure that was the understanding.


the problem is you end up progressing and having sex with both. then you are doubly screwed, and not the literal way. Now you can't fix it, because if you dump one for the other, eventually the one you kept knows about the other one. you're screwed, blued, and tatooed at that point.

 

No one has mentioned the obligatory Office Space reference in this thread yet. I'm waiting .

 

go get this month's MAXIM, they have an short section teach you how to date 2 girls at same time