Anybody remember the Kids in the Hall skit "Girl-Drink Drunk". This guy was an alcoholic but he didn't like the taste of alcohol, so all he could drink were big, fruity, frozen concoctions. And about Bellinis, Birra Porretti's on West Gray used to do service industry night (they might still) and the specials were $1 personal pizzas and $2 bellinis. It doesn't matter how girly a drink that good and that cheap is, I'll drink it (if I was still drinking, that is).
