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Secrets of Happy Couples

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rocket River, Aug 20, 2003.

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  1. Jeff

    Jeff Clutch Crew

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    So, as usual, this has just decended into "I have sex all the time!" Maybe next we can discuss the size of our penises or how our partners NEVER fake an orgasm.

    ;)

    GEORGE: She's not faking!
    ELAINE: How do you know?
    GEORGE: I know. I can tell. It's one of my powers. Why, did you ever fake?
    ELAINE: Of course.
    JERRY: Really?
    GEORGE: You faked?
    ELAINE: On occasion.
    JERRY: And the guy never knows?
    ELAINE: No.
    JERRY: How can he not know that?
    ELAINE: Because I was gooood.
    JERRY: I guess after that many beers he's probably a little groggy anyway.
    ELAINE: You didn't know.
    JERRY: What?
    ELAINE: You didn't know.
    JERRY: Are you saying...
    (George calls a waitress)
    GEORGE: I think I'll have a piece of cake.
    JERRY: With me?
    ELAINE: Well...
    JERRY: You faked with me?
    ELAINE: Yeah.
    JERRY: You faked with me?
    ELAINE: Yeah.
    JERRY: No.
    ELAINE: Yeah.
    JERRY: You faked it?
    ELAINE: I faked it.
    JERRY: That whole thing, the whole production, it was all an act?
    ELAINE: Not bad huh?
    JERRY: What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming?
    ELAINE: Fake, fake, fake, fake.
    JERRY: I'm stunned, I'm shocked! How many times did you do this?
    ELAINE: Uuuhm, all the time.
    JERRY: All the time?!
     
    #21 Jeff, Aug 20, 2003
  2. land_sharks

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    More in reference to the 8 seconds of the "competition", but yea I guess you're not far from the truth.
     
    #22 land_sharks, Aug 20, 2003
  3. heypartner

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    do these things not count as "Secrets of Happy Couples."
     
    #23 heypartner, Aug 20, 2003
  4. RIET

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    If your grammar was worse, I'd swear YoYao hacked your account.
     
    #24 RIET, Aug 20, 2003
  5. heypartner

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    ok, let me show you how a negative question may or may not use a contraction.

    hmmmm....what example should I use. I know, I'll borrow from Jeff's context.

    Does a big penis not count as a "Secret of Happy Couples?" and
    Doesn't a big penis count as a "Secret of Happye Couples?"

    now I'll use the two forms of negative questions in YoYao's context:

    Does fomfotable lingerie not count as a "Secret of Happy Couples?" and
    Doesn't fomfotable lingerie count as a "Secret of Happy Couples?"
     
    #25 heypartner, Aug 20, 2003
  6. no_answer

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    Yeah I bet another secret that is they get to actually see each other. :(
     
    #26 no_answer, Aug 20, 2003
  7. olliez

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    If you have p*rn, you must share it with your partner!

    Only wankers keep all the p*rn to themselves!!
     
    #27 olliez, Aug 20, 2003
  8. IROC it

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    Who's your favorite "Little Rascal?" Is it "Spanky?"

    Your favorite team is the "Yankees?!"


    "Room service..."
     
    #28 IROC it, Aug 21, 2003
  9. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Sinner.
     
    #29 Rocketman95, Aug 21, 2003
  10. rrj_gamz

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    1) Don't call her a "Ho" or "Be-atch"

    2) Always agree to everything she says, especially when arguing

    3) Don't say "Who's Your Daddy" while in the sack
     
    #30 rrj_gamz, Aug 21, 2003
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