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The Bionic Penis

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, Sep 15, 2015.

  1. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    There is hope for Bruce if he changes his mind after the surgery.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/man-bionic-penis-virgin-hopes-kids-article-1.2359722

     
  2. FTW Rockets FTW

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    No CFer want to sex him?
     
  3. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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  4. heypartner

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    Something tells me when he becomes a senile, dirty old man later in life they better deactivate that erection button of his.
     
  5. RunninRaven

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    I guess the guy has sensation from the arm skin they used. Can't possibly be as good as the real thing since there is way more nerve endings in your typical penis than what you have in your arms, I think. But certainly better than nothing.
     
  6. Isabel

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    That poor guy. I always figured there were people who lost these things in accidents, but of course it's not talked about. I am so glad technology has made this possible for him. (IMO, this is what reconstructive surgery should be used for - not just people who don't like their original healthy working equipment)
     
  7. v3.0

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    Wonder what's the warranty on that if the button malfunctions...
     
  8. Mr. Brightside

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    A+ for enthusiasm.
     
  9. Yung-T

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    Does it pee and ejaculate through the same hole?
     
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  10. PhiSlammaJamma

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    This is being invented to counter the tranformers 2 chick, which pretty much could have killed all men on planet earth that are not gay. Now with a bionic penus, we may have a chance.
     
  11. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    obligatory

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  12. dragician

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    Oh wait, but all I wanted was a vagina.
     
  13. RedRedemption

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    Lmfao. Subtle bragging about the 8-inch.
     
  14. Invisible Fan

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    hotballa dupe account EXPOSED
     
  15. FLASH21

    FLASH21 Heart O' Champs

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    As I saw the thread title on the preview page of the forum I chuckled, shook my head, and said to myself "only clutchfans"....

    Good job hotballsa
     
  16. R0ckets03

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    And he wants to be a dad right away? smh...
     
  17. dragician

    dragician Member

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    this dude just created an Ashley Madison account.
     
  18. Jontro

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    So that's how it feels to have a super saiyan penis...

    Fapping must be difficult though with muggle arms.
     
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  19. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Poor guy. Imagine going through puberty with no pud to pull. Glad he can have some semblance of a sex life. I'm willing to bet he will have some p*rn offers.
     
  20. ThatBoyNick

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    It's just a matter of time now before a paralyzed man gets both the bionic hand AND the bionic penis....going to have to renew his p*rn subscriptions...
     

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