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Winning a bet - Help me name the loser's team for a week

Discussion in 'Fantasy Sports' started by Bäumer, Oct 31, 2016.

  1. Bäumer

    Bäumer Contributing Member

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    I am up 26 right now against a coworker in a work league and he only has Minnesota D/ST left. It isn't a done deal but its looking good for me. The bet was the winner gets to set the losing team's name for one week. We made the same bet last year and I named his team "I Pee Sitting Down" but I really want to go for the jugular this year. He is 40, bald, die-hard Trump supporter, severely homophobic, divorced and talks more smack than anyone I know. I was thinking "Pretty Pretty Princess Squad" or "Dad Jeans" or "I Pray The Gay Away" but I think I/y'all can do better. Please help me ruin his week.
     
    #1 Bäumer, Oct 31, 2016
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    Grab Me by the p***y.
     
    #2 The Stig, Oct 31, 2016
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    Excellent suggestion. That is definitely a top contender. The deal was one whole week so if I go political I am going to set it tomorrow so he has to see it after the election is over.
     
    #3 Bäumer, Nov 1, 2016
  4. The Stig

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    I have a couple more. I just dunno how far you're willing to take this. It'll also help to have a list of some of his players on his team for pun-related jokes.

    Paid for my Wife's Wall
    Where's my Viagra
    Where to Buy a Trump Wig?

    Hope you found what you're looking for!
     
    #4 The Stig, Nov 1, 2016
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    tinman's chickens would have been good.
     
    #5 Jontro, Nov 3, 2016
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    Lin Warriors
     
    #6 Yung-T, Nov 7, 2016
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