C'mon guys, lets hear some of your most embarassing moments through out our lifetimes! Don't be ashamed b/c I'm sure all of us did some stupid thing but didn't realize it. Here's one of the more embarassing momment for me. -This was about 3 yrs ago when I was going to college. One day when I went to my Trig class to take a final exam, I wasn't aware that my teacher had told us to "move to an odd rows and every other seats" so we can't cheat. Me unaware what he just said, just sat there in the even row while trying to quickly go over my material. For about a minute it was all silence and I was like "ok whats goin on here?". My teacher with a smile and said slowly "would everyone please move to an odd row, every other seats so we could start the final exam". I was like, ohhhhhhh man why me! My face turn red, and to make matters worse I had to get up and find an available odd seats which took a while b/c it was a big class and almost all of them were taken. I felt very embarassed and stupid afterward, but at least it was the last day , and I won't see those people again.
my most embarrassing was in junior high. i took a piss right before my last class. and you guys know how you're supposed to shake the snake, right? well, apparently, i hadn't shook it enough. as i was walking out, some dude shouted, "you pissed your pants!" looking down to see what the hell he was talking about, i noticed a wet circle in my crotch area. and so did everyone else.
I guess this is more embarasing for the other person then me but... I was sitting in class beside my friend Rhonda and this big heavy guy was sitting in front of her and his pants were hanging down with his butt crack sticking out (this was before the baggy pants thing was in). She reached her pen up and ran it along his crack. In the next class I looked over and the end of the pen that was in the heavy guys crack was now in her mouth. We laughed so hard we got kicked out of class.....
here's a more recent embarrassment, although quite minor really. a couple of weeks ago i was at a club and started dancing with some chick on the floor. with beer in hand, we were really getting into. then, sort of like a knee jerk reaction, she suddenly turned around and her shoulder ran into my elbow. next thing i know, a quarter of my beer was sitting on her blouse and killed the mood. she gave me a few words that i couldnt' really make out. i apologized once and then sort of grinned. i think it pissed her off more. there were a couple of reactions but it didn't really matter. wasn't gonna see any of those people or girl again.
oh man, just last week I totally drafted Rich Gannon in the 10th round after taking Jake Plummer in the 6th, not realizing they had the same bye week. Everyone was like "Wow moe good job you dumbass"
In college, I was taking this statistics class that I HATED. So I missed quite a few of them. Perhaps if I showed up to class more often, I wouldn't have had this happen to me. Well, we had a test this one Monday, right. So, on that Monday, I'd gone back to my place to take a nap, and I woke up in the middle of the class. I run over to class, walk right through the door, RIGHT UP TO THE PROFESSOR and apologize for being late and could he give me a bit of extra time on the test and so on, blah blah blah. Well, I noticed that everyone was looking at me, and then he told me, "The test is not today, it's Wednesday". I sheepishly say "oh . . . my bad" and go sit down in the back of the class.
I did the same thing, except it was freshman year in college and I had to give a speech for my communications class. Another embarassing thing happened the first night I moved to Dallas. I was driving with Major from my apartment to ex-RM95's Girl's place . As we're waiting at a stoplight, these two hot girls pull up next to us. I look over and one of them blows me a kiss. Not knowing what to do since I was kinda surprised, I saluted them. That's right, I saluted them. Major busted out laughing as did I. What else could you do?
My college girlfriend walked in on me and some freshman gal. I forgot that I told her where the spare key was hidden. Dumb, dumb, dumb.
I pooped my shorts right before a soccer game when I was like 12. It was diarrhea so it went down my leg and it was the early '80s so we still wore the short shorts. I didn't even feel it happen. I was warming up and I looked down and it took me a bit to figure out what it was. When I did I instantly started to cry like a baby. My dad took me home and I missed the game. My parents had to force me to go to practice the next week. I did and I survived.
good stuff guys.... I'll have to think about mine... freshman girls tisk tisk... yes that would annoy a gf
sophomore year of high school 2 minute offense playing receiver...first game of the season...vs. Willowridge. i run an out pattern...15 yards...would have put us on the 5 yard line. i hear the footsteps...start turning...forget to catch the ball. i can hear the "oohhhhhh" of the crowd. sucked. but maybe not as embarssing as being behind the goal throwing in an in-bounds pass against a full-court press. went to throw it baseball style just to get it in, because no one was getting open. ball hit the back of the other team's goal. not pretty.
LOL, RM95. I salute you! Here's one of mine: When I was a sophmore in high school, I was dating a girl that was a senior. She once walked in on me making out with her younger sister. She was only two years younger than me, so it's not like I was a pederass or anything. Needless to say, that didn't go over too well. In the grand irony of things, the house I now live in is just two houses down from her house....and the younger sister still lives their with her mom.
Mine would have to do with sports as well. I was playing centerfield for my team in 8th grade, and had been showing off my speed and tracking balls down all game. Mind you this is a championship game, and in the bottom of the 6th, with our team up by 1 and the opposing team with runners on second and third and two outs, a lazy pop fly drifts a bit past second base, and I nonchalantly gallop to catch it. Well, I didn't get there in time and ended up making a pretty nifty trap that everyone on the third base side of the diamond could see as a non catch. However, the ump doesn't see it that way, and calls it an out, the two runs that crossed the plate don't count. The other team can't believe it! To make matters worse, my girlfriends dad is a coach on the other team. He comes out and protests, yelling and screaming that I didn't catch it, and runs over with the ump, and asks, "Did you catch that ball?" I meekly answered, "No." Two runs score and my team loses that game. Mind you, this was a game where I had hit 3-4 with a homer, triple, and double, and I end up being the goat. On the bright side, one of the dads on the opposing team came over and gave me 5$ for being honest.
How can I forget this one...or maybe I should've forget it. Anyway this happen 4 yrs ago. It was on a Sunday morning and My ex-g/f came over while I was still asleep. She came into the bed with me snuggling and one thing let to another and the rest is history. Well all of a sudden I heard the door open....and it happens to be my dad looking for a tie to borrow and of course he close the door quickly like "oops my bad" kind of thing. Me and my ex were stunned and we haven't been getting it on for a whole two weeks! All of us just acted like nothing had ever happen!
Well, while we're on the embarrasing moments involving sex.... Before my wife and I were married, my now mother-in-law walked in and caught us in a very embarrasing situation. The crazy thing is that we were in her little sister's room for some unknown reason. I'm starting to think there is pattern here with little sister's
My most embarrasing moment is reading this thread and realizing most you guys have gf's who will have sex with you :underused smilie:
MadMax' reminded me of some football stories from junior high. The most embarassing was in 7th grade. We're down by 4 with around two minutes to go. We weren't very good, so the chances of us going the 50 yards we needed to go to score were slim and none, especially since we never passed. Well, I was playing TE and we decided to run some pass plays. The coach told me, since I was the only one who could catch, that if I caught the ball, to immediately run out of bounds since we were out of timeouts. So, we run the play, I catch a 20 yard pass and run out of bounds. Of course, there was no one within 15 yards of me and I could've crawled into the end zone for the winning score, but at least I followed coach's directions! To top it off, it had just rained, so I slipped when my feet hit the concrete and badly bruised my ass. The other one was in 8th grade, similar situation in the game. It was 4th down and around 5 to go. I run a little hot route, catch the ball for a first down and was tackled. For some reason the ref didn't think I caught the ball, so they called it imcomplete, turnover on downs, game essentially over. When he ruled it incomplete, I jumped up real high in protest, came down and popped something in my knee. Was out a couple of weeks because of it. For fun, we used to watch that in slow motion.
In 8th grade band, I was in the back and stood up to ask the director a question. Someone pointed at me and then whispered to the other kids. Gradually, they all started laughing as the word spread. I didn't know what was going on. Finally, one girl told me to come over and let her tell me a secret. She whispered, "your skirt's unzipped". I immediately yanked my shirt down over it, which was of course pretty funny to everyone watching and seeing what I would do, before I disappeared into the back to zip it. Not a big deal in retrospect, especially since you couldn't really see anything behind the zipper, but it was junior high. You know how that is. I guess I should be more embarrassed about stuff that happened later, like the heavy making out with my boyfriend in some public campus meeting rooms in college (don't know why we didn't think someone would eventually walk by). I had to go meet with the "masters" in charge of my dorm who had heard I was actually sleeping with him back there. It was their job not to believe me when I told them I was a virgin, and to lecture me about birth control as well as getting a private room. Or the Grand Canyon incident... but I don't think I should tell that on a board that is mostly guys. It has to do with something that usually causes a lot of embarrassment to all females sooner or later.
