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Yet another girl story...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by heypartner, May 20, 2007.

  1. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    This of the mom variety...so yeah...all you college boys can tune out. cause you will just be bored.

    My mom has this best friend who she plays bridge with...la la la.
    Her best frient has a single daughter my age "Oh, and son, she's a lawyer." Like that racks up the rimbaud-meter in my girl quest.

    So, a 45 minute phone call with my mom...you know how that goes..."Mom?!""No listen to me, you never let me speak." silence. Mom speaks. Wash and Repeat.

    Anyhoot, this woman (my mom) says, "this girl is great, she thinks like everyone in the family." And her friend (the girls mother) agrees. lol

    What?

    "she is rational."

    haha...who would of thunck it that my mom thinks I'm rational?

    ok...only my mom can say that...but I couldn't resist, partly because we are good friends. I say, "Mom, our family does not have an agreed philosophy. Actually us 8 kids are all very polarized."

    She says..."Well, [#5] and [#6] are not rational....They think with emotion. This daughter of my friend is rational like all of us.

    So, (like I say, my mom is a friend and I can't resist)....I say..."Well, unlike rimbaud*...I don't necessarily like rational women, they are too much like you and my sisters...which you have to admit is kinda weird dating material...I like the completely unpredictable emotional woman who don't know what they are going to do each morning ... they are so l o v e l y...but i digress ...

    that is a true conversation....haha. Mom is trying too hard!

    so, am I correct? When it comes to women. You always do 180 degrees different than what your mom says.

    * it is so awesome how we can throw that name out in convo like it means sumpin...and people just buy it!!!
     
  2. plcmts17

    plcmts17 Member

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    You know what you should do? Have your best friend throw her from a train. :p
     
  3. percicles

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    Yes Heypartner, I also prefer crazy b****es.
     
  4. JaWindex

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    Your niece is right, you do need a woman to hold. :p
     
  5. swilkins

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    Was there a punchline in there somewhere?
     
  6. Dave2000

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    dude, u need to share your game 7 story :p
     
  7. BroadwayBelm

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    you're not a man if your spouse makes more money then you.
     
  8. A-Train

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    If there is one threadon this message board that needed pics, it's definitely a thread about heypartner's mom...
     
  9. SWTsig

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    i didn't read a word of your post, but i'm sure it was incredibly boring.
     
  10. TMac640

    TMac640 Contributing Member

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    this thread is exciting.....



    NOT!!!


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  11. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    my wife makes more money than me. I'm cool with that. She gives me face in public :D
     

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